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re: You get this text from your ex

Posted on 7/19/19 at 9:29 pm to
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast
Member since Nov 2018
769 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Woman offers sex, and your initial impulse is to log onto TD and ask the other idiots their opinions.


Also a lot of assumption that it’s a woman sending the text.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260547 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

need a release”


Your ex a dude?
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

Fair enough. You’re missing the point, I think. You didn’t log on to ask if it’s ok BEFORE the sex, though.


Nope. I’m always firmly in the saddle beforehand.

This post was edited on 7/19/19 at 9:44 pm
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38546 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 9:44 pm to


quote:

31 likes


31 people have watched this sick frick on Netflix.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11228 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

A likely story.


Understandable. But true, nonetheless.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 10:00 pm to
Rebound husband

Happens to the best of us
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11228 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 10:05 pm to
Your future wife is probably leaving her husband tonight. I hope you’re ready!
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

Your future wife
bless your heart
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
40971 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 10:06 pm to
My ex is dead. Drank herself to death.

So I would probably check myself in to a psychiatric facility if I received this text.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 10:27 pm to


quote:

“It has been a long week and I haven’t had sex in awhile, the brony that helped me move out of your apartment couldn't take a hint... need a release”

How do u respond?


FIFY
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
2963 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 10:43 pm to
How big a feller is he?
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17166 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 11:13 pm to
quote:


“It has been a long week and I haven’t had sex in awhile... need a release”

How do u respond?
"I gotta buy more of these refurbished unlocked phones!"
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

How do u respond?

"This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. You are not my Queen."


Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76309 posts
Posted on 7/19/19 at 11:42 pm to
At least you aren’t the sucker who helped her move
Posted by BoomBoomBoom
Member since Oct 2013
939 posts
Posted on 7/20/19 at 12:53 am to
quote:

“It has been a long week and I haven’t had sex in awhile... need a release” How do u respond
Wrap it and tap it
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
8647 posts
Posted on 7/20/19 at 12:55 am to
Who is this guy on Netflix you're talking about? I have no clue. Thanks in advance for answer.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 7/20/19 at 12:58 am to
He and his wife separately entered into a relationship with a man they let kidnap their daughter 2x and allowed her to be raped and molested by her multiple times.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:00 am to
Sounds like youre still hung up on Ross.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:54 am to
"damnit mom! you been drinking again??!
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 7/20/19 at 5:09 am to
quote:

At least you aren’t the sucker who helped her move


Maybe that’s why she is so tense. She was expecting “release” with mover boy and he didn’t come through.
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