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re: You find yourself in a strange situation nsfw

Posted on 4/16/16 at 12:48 am to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74596 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 12:48 am to
quote:


Like when I came on your dad


If we were in 7th grade, I'd be pissed. But we're not, or at least I'm not. From reading your posts, I'm not sure you ever made it past 6th grade. Between your talk of having encouters with strange men in public restrooms and repeated references to engaging in homosexual acts with multiple posters' fathers, I'm starting to think perhaps you really are a limp wristed hipster skinny jean wearing tranny fricker. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 12:49 am to
quote:

06 you sure are a horny SOB tonight




It's all the potential tranny love. He's all riled up.

Also, I was doing "your dad" jokes before his dad dropped the biggest joke of all into his mom.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40148 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 12:49 am to
quote:

All this shite-talking, violent threats, and tranny talk is making me moist.


Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40148 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 12:51 am to
Just bury those latent feelings, Darth. Deeper. Deeper.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40148 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 12:55 am to
quote:

Also, I was doing "your dad" jokes before his dad dropped the biggest joke of all into his mom.


See, you're funny and a good sport. Darth tries so hard to convince everyone (and himself) that he doesn't want to take a bath in dick water. I'm not persuaded.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59571 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 12:58 am to
That's the great thing about the Internet we are all different no sense in getting riled up here. I am not ghey by any means but given my 2 options in the OP's post I choose #1 all day. Doesn't make me more ghey because I answered a hypothetical Internet question.
This post was edited on 4/16/16 at 12:59 am
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
18005 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 12:59 am to
#1 lands me in hell so female it is!
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 1:00 am to
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And rubbing up against a soft body doesn't excuse your dick in a man's a-hole while his frank and beans are slapping you...

She looks like a nice girl. I'm sure she'd cup her balls in place. Problem solved.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59571 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 1:09 am to
What happens if you are already banging #1( having no idea it was a dude. He/she said PIIMB) and a nut falls out?
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 1:17 am to
You clearly did not google "her" other pics.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59571 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 1:21 am to
Hell no I did not and from your latest comment I will not. Fwiw my opinion was strictly based on the two original pics in the first post.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106059 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 1:31 am to
quote:

Choosing neither gets your hands cut off.


Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80825 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 5:14 am to
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Tranny for sure. It's not really gay if they look like a woman, man.


Close up, there is always a tell that it's a man.

I'd go #2 but don't know how I'd even penetrate, being soft. Maybe she has a really good personality. I'd prefer a traumatic situation remain simply traumatic, I don't want to come out of it traumatized AND confused.
This post was edited on 4/16/16 at 5:17 am
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 5:23 am to
quote:

I don't want to come out of it traumatized AND confused.

If you're worried banging a tranny might make you question your sexual orientation it's probably already too late
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 6:39 am to
That tranny would get wrecked. And I'd tell her I was a Marine just so it all made sense.

Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:18 am to
Damn this place is GOLD!

On topic, its really a lose lose.....but I'm of the mindset you NEVER settle on the penis. Ever.
Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
9889 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:25 am to
Which one has less AIDS?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:32 am to
quote:

You have a dime piece of a tranny vs an extremely manly woman. You must sleep with one.


If I absolutely must pick one, then clearly my life has gone off the rails beyond repair. So I'd just off myself.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:33 am to
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22018 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:07 am to
Tranny as long as I am not the catcher or have to touch the wang....
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