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You ever get scared for/about the guy in the stall next to you?

Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:48 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:48 pm
Damn, the guy next to me today was having issues. Dude was burping like nothing I've ever heard for 20/30 seconds at a time. It was actually frightening to hear and it didn't sound like it was a sound humans made.
Posted by castorinho
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Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:49 pm to
You should ask if he’s ok?
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:49 pm to
Alright...just say "hey buddy, are you ok"?
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 8:50 pm
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15428 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:50 pm to
Props to the dudes that can just go in guns blazing. Takes guts.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:50 pm to
I can't hold in a fart and pee at the same time. I apologize if we've ever been in consecutive urinals.
Posted by Kafka
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Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

Dude was burping like nothing I've ever heard for 20/30 seconds at a time
would you prefer it if he was farting?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8090 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:51 pm to
I don't worry about what's going on in the stall next to me. I either drop a bomb on Hiroshima or firebomb Dresden, wipe my arse, then leave. Why do you linger in the stall?
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:52 pm to
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20645 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:52 pm to
I mean, this was earlier today, but these burps sounded diseased. No lie, it was scary to hear.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

Props to the dudes that can just go in guns blazing. Takes guts.


I went into a bathroom the other day and some guy in the stall was taking a shite so intense it sounded like a damn sound machine. Dude gave no fricks. I was mildly impressed and disgusted.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:52 pm to
At least it was just burping. Some of the sounds I’ve heard in the stall next to me have sounded like a monster ripping through the guy
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

Props to the dudes that can just go in guns blazing. Takes bubble guts.
Posted by jpbTiger
Tampa FL
Member since Dec 2007
5039 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:55 pm to
Nope.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:57 pm to
Go spend some time in a truck stop bathroom - I swear some of these guys have a diet of fried chicken and double cheeseburgers resulting in rancid naigra falls out of their asses. One of my favorite thing when I go home is being able to go to the bathroom without having to hear other people go to the bathroom.
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 8:59 pm
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:01 pm to
Honest question, I always just assumed you do your best to not make crazy noises in the stall.

Like I get that it happens, but if I know something crazy is coming i’ll Flush to mask it.

I mean, am I gay or doing something wrong? I guess I respect the baws who go in guns a blazing, but I always am thinking wtf, like flush to at least try and hide it.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63288 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:05 pm to
I never sit next to an occupied stall...I'll just clinch up and come back later. As a result, I usually am not sitting next to anyone in the shitter. If I am already in the stall and someone comes and sits beside me, then he deserves exposure to the fury I am about to unleash.

I don't go to the shitter until I am ready to shite. At work, I walk in and announce that everyone there has 30 seconds....they usually get the frick out pretty quickly!
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20374 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:05 pm to
Only if he’s at this point in life...


Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19069 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:10 pm to
VA hospital last month. Old guy had a nuclear explosion for at least 3 minutes.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:19 pm to
“I have an extremely wide stance.”
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