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You ever get scared for/about the guy in the stall next to you?
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:48 pm
Damn, the guy next to me today was having issues. Dude was burping like nothing I've ever heard for 20/30 seconds at a time. It was actually frightening to hear and it didn't sound like it was a sound humans made.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:49 pm to athenslife101
You should ask if he’s ok?
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:49 pm to athenslife101
Alright...just say "hey buddy, are you ok"?
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:50 pm to athenslife101
Props to the dudes that can just go in guns blazing. Takes guts.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:50 pm to athenslife101
I can't hold in a fart and pee at the same time. I apologize if we've ever been in consecutive urinals.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:51 pm to athenslife101
quote:would you prefer it if he was farting?
Dude was burping like nothing I've ever heard for 20/30 seconds at a time
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:51 pm to athenslife101
I don't worry about what's going on in the stall next to me. I either drop a bomb on Hiroshima or firebomb Dresden, wipe my arse, then leave. Why do you linger in the stall?
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:52 pm to Kafka
I mean, this was earlier today, but these burps sounded diseased. No lie, it was scary to hear.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:52 pm to bbeck
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Props to the dudes that can just go in guns blazing. Takes guts.
I went into a bathroom the other day and some guy in the stall was taking a shite so intense it sounded like a damn sound machine. Dude gave no fricks. I was mildly impressed and disgusted.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:52 pm to athenslife101
At least it was just burping. Some of the sounds I’ve heard in the stall next to me have sounded like a monster ripping through the guy
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:53 pm to bbeck
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Props to the dudes that can just go in guns blazing. Takes bubble guts.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:57 pm to athenslife101
Go spend some time in a truck stop bathroom - I swear some of these guys have a diet of fried chicken and double cheeseburgers resulting in rancid naigra falls out of their asses. One of my favorite thing when I go home is being able to go to the bathroom without having to hear other people go to the bathroom.
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 8:59 pm
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:01 pm to athenslife101
Honest question, I always just assumed you do your best to not make crazy noises in the stall.
Like I get that it happens, but if I know something crazy is coming i’ll Flush to mask it.
I mean, am I gay or doing something wrong? I guess I respect the baws who go in guns a blazing, but I always am thinking wtf, like flush to at least try and hide it.
Like I get that it happens, but if I know something crazy is coming i’ll Flush to mask it.
I mean, am I gay or doing something wrong? I guess I respect the baws who go in guns a blazing, but I always am thinking wtf, like flush to at least try and hide it.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:05 pm to athenslife101
I never sit next to an occupied stall...I'll just clinch up and come back later. As a result, I usually am not sitting next to anyone in the shitter. If I am already in the stall and someone comes and sits beside me, then he deserves exposure to the fury I am about to unleash.
I don't go to the shitter until I am ready to shite. At work, I walk in and announce that everyone there has 30 seconds....they usually get the frick out pretty quickly!
I don't go to the shitter until I am ready to shite. At work, I walk in and announce that everyone there has 30 seconds....they usually get the frick out pretty quickly!
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:05 pm to athenslife101
Only if he’s at this point in life...


Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:10 pm to athenslife101
VA hospital last month. Old guy had a nuclear explosion for at least 3 minutes.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:19 pm to athenslife101
“I have an extremely wide stance.”
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