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You ever been roofied?

Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:55 pm
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1828 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:55 pm
Spin-off from the jewelry theft thread. This was about 10 years ago:

Went to a bar in Norman’s Campus Corner. Y’all will be there if you come to away games. Anyway I go in at like 6:30, order a beer, sitting at the bar, the place is mostly empty and this dude sits two stools over and starts chatting me up. My gaydar didn’t go off so we are talking and I got up to take a leak.

I come back, the dude is gone and I finish that beer and ordered a shot of something, probably tequila. My alcohol tolerance is pretty high… that’s the last thing I remembered. About 1:00AM I kinda come to out of this haze and I’m standing over by the pool tables and this chick is standing next to me acting like we are an item. That dude from earlier was nowhere. I tabbed out and told the bar lady that I’d been drugged and it was that same dude who sat near me when I came in then I went to my car and fell asleep for a few hours, I was messed the hell up.

TL; DR: I got roofied and was playing pool and hanging around talking with a group of folks for 6 or 7 hours and had zero recollection of any of it.

INB4 “ how’d your mud hole feel?”
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40514 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:57 pm to
No
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7282 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:57 pm to
TL; DR: Got butt raped
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4659 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:58 pm to
I never get free drugs. :(
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53982 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:59 pm to
I roofied myself once. It was a whole deal.
Posted by Spoonbilla
Member since Aug 2022
781 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:00 pm to
Reason # 345346 we don't need Oklahoma in the Southeastern Conference.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
15843 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:03 pm to
Every weekend. My tolerance is high.

98% lady nurses. 1% last realtor.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6414 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:05 pm to
Yep, by a girl (my assigned date) leaving a frat house on the way to New Orleans from frat row. Don't remember anything after the 10/12 split until I came to, standing up and bleeding FROM THE HEAD, OT, in the frat house living room the next morning alone. Like they say with chicks, don't leave your drink with anyone when you go to the bathroom. No drinking before I got on the bus, either.

My pants were still well secured. I dumbly went back to my dorm room with what certain a concussion and slept for two days. It took nearly a year, but one of the guys eventually divulged how I ended up with the head injury, at least.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10212 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:08 pm to
Plot twist: the bartender roofied you.
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1828 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

Reason # 345346 we don't need Oklahoma in the Southeastern Conference.


Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3884 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:09 pm to

I think I have. In college, I was at the library late finishing a paper. When I finished the paper, I decided to stop by a party for one quick drink and a few hellos then go to bed. Had half a solo cup with some hunch punch, then completely blacked out. Oh and I got up in the middle of the night and pissed all over my roommate while he was sleeping in his bed. I remember none of it. He was not happy but he said it was like I was sleepwalking and I have never slept walked before or since.
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15159 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:10 pm to
You prolly just got stupid drunk, did something stupid in NOLA, got a concussion, and now can’t remember much from that night, because of the concussion mixed with alcohol.
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2013 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:12 pm to
At Mudbugs in Gulf Shores Alabama. Don't go to that frickin shite hole.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2100 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:15 pm to
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12493 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:16 pm to
Everyone of my friends has and it only happens on nights they bang a fattie.
Posted by KI5NKM
Member since Jul 2021
140 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:26 pm to
One of my marines got roofied when we were on liberty in Morocco.

That night reminded me of the movie the hangover.

How we all walked away with no NJP and libo the next weekend is beyond me.
This post was edited on 5/19/23 at 7:29 pm
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11335 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:28 pm to
No retard
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6414 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

You prolly just got stupid drunk


Could be, I guess you would know better. I left out the part that it's never happened before or the decades since. But OK.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26991 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:35 pm to
A friend did.

Xanax barred up. I honestly believe he was collateral damage due to women we were hanging out with. One was model good looking. Well above our ability. Guys came up to bullshite with us of course to talk to them. Bought beers. He just grabbed the wrong one.

Nobody screwed the hot girl and the guy wasted one of his Xanax.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12881 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:41 pm to
Yep.

This is how I conceived my first son.

Married her. Girl knows what she wanted. Had 2 more kids with her consensually. Weird that the last 2 were both black. Genetic variance is a strange phenomenon.
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