re: You can change ONE thing about yourself

be a social butterfly

I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
The Christmas tree, I wish I was, the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky

I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camaro's hood

I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on
I wish I was the verb 'to trust' and never let you down

I wish I was a radio song, the one that you turned up
I wish, I wish

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Walt OReilly

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oh jeesh I forgot about you

you can choose 5 things you poor bastard

Wish my dick was smaller

I want to be fat and have a third leg. Maybe less money. Decisions

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You can change ONE thing about yourself

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I want 2 dicks.

Fucn A! Damn genetics son.....I hate them.


I wish I had more backbone/conviction in my earlier years. While I'm wiser for it, I carry regret for things I let slip through my fingers because I was mentally weak. It did make me stronger today, but damned if I didn't give it away.

fwiw, when I was younger, I was similarly fit-- if not quite as fit as you-- and wasn't a fan of my love handles either... Just bustin your balls a little because you said they were the bane of your existence.

Props to you, though, for working hard at it.

You woke up from that dream yet? You white baw no way you would have gotten that scholly in bball.