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You build your own submarine and invite the world's press to watch it work

Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:57 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94715 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:57 am
Do you

a. carefully plan the trip and make sure you take extra precautions with the press aboard to assure a safe trip?

b. drop to 10,000ft below sea level, rape, stab, torture, dismember then put the pieces of said reporter including semen-stained undergarments into plastic bags and scatter them around the sea and upon returning you say to the waiting press 'What reporter?'

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this has the makings of a horror movie; trapped inside a tiny submarine 10,000ft underwater with a monster.

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Madsen's defense lawyer argued that he should only have been sentenced for cutting Wall into pieces. The cause of death has never been established.


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Prosecutor Jakob Buch-Jepsen said during the trial that Wall's dismembered torso had multiple stab wounds, including in the genitals, and that semen had been found in Madsen's underwear.

Buch-Jepsen also said videos of women being tortured and killed were found on his personal computer — videos that he did not make himself. And Madsen had, according to the prosecution, brought along tools he normally didn't take when sailing.
This post was edited on 4/25/18 at 10:05 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45549 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:58 am to
Honestly I'd be closer to B than A.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:58 am to
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:59 am to
Posted by Shwapp
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2016
1047 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:59 am to
Paging trillhog. Weigh in on the topic.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94715 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:59 am to
quote:

LINK


mine is updated with conviction.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:01 am to
quote:

a. carefully plan the trip and make sure you take extra precautions with the press aboard to assure a safe trip?


b. drop to 10,000ft below sea level, rape, stab, torture, dismember then put the pieces of said reporter including semen-stained undergarments into plastic bags and scatter them around the sea and upon returning you say to the waiting press 'What reporter?'


B seems more fun.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:02 am to
Well, what did she do to provoke him?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:11 am to
dude really sank to new depths
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:11 am to
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was the big red circle around them really necessary?

they should throw the book at him since she is hot
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:13 am to
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she is hot


not so much
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76173 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:15 am to
quote:

drop to 10,000 mm below sea level
FIFY
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11594 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:18 am to
He got 16 years in prison. Apparently that's a "life sentence" in Denmark.

Good grief.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:24 am to
I don’t always murder someone leagues under the sea, but when I do I completely dismember them.
Posted by Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1179 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:27 am to
Posted by AA77
Member since Jan 2016
3874 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:32 am to
This is going to be a crazy movie in a few years.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7695 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:38 am to
These are the hard hitting questions the OT was made to answer
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45549 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:38 am to
quote:

He got 16 years in prison. Apparently that's a "life sentence" in Denmark.

Good grief.


You're forgetting that's in metric.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66556 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:55 am to
So he didnt have a kitchen in the sub? She couldnt make sandwiches
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24358 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

Madsen's defense lawyer argued that he should only have been sentenced for cutting Wall into pieces. The cause of death has never been established.


If I ever do anything wrong for the rest of my life, I want this guy representing me. There is no low so low that he won't go there in defense of his client.
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