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You Baws Prepped for the Doomsday?

Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:49 pm
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6289 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:49 pm


This fine lady(?) is.

quote:

Ape is many things I am not — slender where I am curvy, tan where I am pale, easygoing where I am exacting. One of the bonds of our relationship is our enjoyment of teaching and learning from each other. Ape teaches me how to handle and care for knives and guns, while I teach him how to recognize medicinal herbs in an urban setting, how to preserve food, and how to stitch up a wound.


During the coming culture wars you should know what you are up against.

quote:

When it became clear that Trump was going to be our next president, silence descended over the mostly naked crowd. Everyone seemed frozen in place. I felt a sinking in my gut and I knew what we needed to do; my boyfriend and I looked at each other and began to dress without a word. “I’ll grab my medic bag,” I said quietly to him as I pulled my socks on, and he nodded. We knew we were going out into the streets of Oakland that night.


This is a dedication many of us don’t have. We can’t win this war without this kind of resolve.



It is a long, horrible, hilarious read.



This post was edited on 4/2/19 at 12:18 am
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:50 pm to
When is it?
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20344 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:50 pm to
Prepare your anus for downvotes
Posted by TheTexasTiger7
Dallas - Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2018
9387 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:51 pm to
Absolutley. I was featured on season 2 of doomsday preppers.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25787 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:53 pm to
Is this in relation to the Nipsey livestream? Or some other kneejerk bullshite?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:54 pm to
I’ve got bread, water, milk, and I’m going to buy toilet paper at Rouses in the morning. I topped my tank off on the way home from work this evening.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28716 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:54 pm to
I have 12 years to prep
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6289 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:58 pm to
Sorry. Accidentally hit submit. Story is now posted.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 12:01 am to
Only a dumbass liberal would think a slingshot is adequate protection.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 12:10 am to
She would be a casualty in the early hours...
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
17870 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 12:10 am to
Serious question. How does it feel to be that fat? My body would feel so bad if I were that fat or big
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2693 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 12:11 am to
In the article, she states the last pic by the op shows her putting a bandage on one of her friends. Bandage......that’s a damn bandaid! Does she think knowing how to wrap a bandaid makes her a medic? The dumbassery is strong with this one
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 12:11 am to
This has me worried there might not be any toilet paper left.



Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15609 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 12:19 am to
In case of a nuclear winter, she could provide warmth to a bunch of people the way the tauntaun did to Luke in Empire Strikes Back
Posted by AFistfulof$
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
1028 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 12:26 am to
quote:

the mostly naked crowd.
quote:

Sinking feeling in my Gut


BAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFF

and what a gut it is folks.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 12:27 am to
If Kelly Osbourne didnt have money for personal trainers and plastic surgery..
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 12:42 am to
A leftist juggalo who thinks the key to surviving a doomsday situation is in communinity, the same community that will kill her and steal her stuff.
Posted by TaTa Toothy
Everything in its right place
Member since Sep 2017
944 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 12:58 am to
I would get smashed.
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
954 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 1:05 am to
She could feed thousands from those udders.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 1:20 am to
> be a prepper
> live in a city

lmao
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