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You baws got your poop knives?
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:21 pm
Poop knife? WTF?!
One of my friends shared this on Facebook. WTF is this weird shite? Sounds like some backwoods hillybilly stuff.
This part is funny as hell though.
One of my friends shared this on Facebook. WTF is this weird shite? Sounds like some backwoods hillybilly stuff.
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It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fricked up family with their fricked up bowels. FML.
This part is funny as hell though.
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Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:23 pm to Cowboyfan89
Is this like when people stick knives into a ketchup bottle to get it flowing?
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:23 pm to tiggerthetooth
No.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:23 pm to Cowboyfan89
I saw this on FB but didn't open it because I didn't want to be super grossed out. What is this about? Can we get a not too gross explanation?
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:24 pm to drunkenpunkin
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I saw this on FB but didn't open it because I didn't want to be super grossed out. What is this about? Can we get a not too gross explanation
They are used to literally cut that shite out
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:26 pm to drunkenpunkin
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I saw this on FB but didn't open it because I didn't want to be super grossed out. What is this about? Can we get a not too gross explanation?
He said everyone in his family lays giant logs. So on a nail in the bathroom is a knife for cutting them up for flushing.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:26 pm to drunkenpunkin
The guy apparently takes massive shits that are too big to flush. It is something that his father and brother also deal with. They use a knife to break up the turds so that they are able to flush.
Welcome to reddit from a week ago.
Welcome to reddit from a week ago.
This post was edited on 1/15/18 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:26 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Is this like when people stick knives into a ketchup bottle to get it flowing?
I don't quite understand it. Apparently this ole boy and his family lay legit logs, and have to cut that shite in half to get it to flush. I think the whole thing is made up.
If not, what in the actual frick man?!?!
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:27 pm to jdd48
That's disgusting. Get better plimbing or take some stool softeners.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:28 pm to Cowboyfan89
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Cowboyfan89
I could see you being attracted to this.
Please quit posting. You suck.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:31 pm to Cowboyfan89
fecal cleaver
This post was edited on 1/15/18 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:34 pm to LCA131
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I could see you being attracted to this.
Please quit posting. You suck.
Bitch, nobody yanked your chain. Move along little fricker.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:34 pm to Cowboyfan89
15 years ago when I was addicted to opiates I shat a large, long, hard as a brick turd at our hunting camp that I had to cut up to get it to flush down the toilet.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:54 pm to whit
Never had an opiate problem, but that sometimes happens to me when I drive all day. I had one like that at a hotel. The toilet would flush, but it had no effect on the monster that ran from the depths of that American Standard, to above the water. Left it there when I went to bed, hoping it would soften, and disintegrate. No such luck. I mentioned it to the guy at the counter when I checked out that next morning. Wouldn't have said a word, if a woman has checked me out.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:57 pm to chinese58
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Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive?
Posted on 1/15/18 at 10:02 pm to chinese58
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The toilet would flush, but it had no effect on the monster that ran from the depths of that American Standard, to above the water. Left it there when I went to bed, hoping it would soften, and disintegrate. No such luck.
This is the type shite that brings me back to the OT
Posted on 1/15/18 at 10:02 pm to Cowboyfan89
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Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver?
Posted on 1/15/18 at 10:05 pm to Cowboyfan89
My family uses a pair of scissors. It’s easier. Also, we have one for every bathroom. Not this centrally located, one knife bullshite
This post was edited on 1/15/18 at 10:08 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 10:07 pm to Cowboyfan89
I just use my finger.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 10:11 pm to chinese58
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The toilet would flush, but it had no effect on the monster that ran from the depths of that American Standard, to above the water.
For some reason, this made me think of Drax:
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