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You at 25 v. Chuck Norris now (he's age 77) - could you win?
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:33 am
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:33 am
I'd like to think that I'd have a 40% chance of winning IF I had sixty days to train beforehand.
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Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:33 am to chinhoyang
you have zero percent chance
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:33 am to chinhoyang
0% chance I'd win
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:33 am to chinhoyang
I could beat him up if he was 25
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:35 am to chinhoyang
Wanting to knuckle check Chuck Norris at any age is probably never a good idea.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:36 am to chinhoyang
he's a puss, didn't even do his own stunts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:41 am to chinhoyang
The only 40% chance involved would be whether you be in the ICU or just a regular room at the hospital.
Old people play for keeps and have long since learned in a fight the only thing off the table is losing.
Old people play for keeps and have long since learned in a fight the only thing off the table is losing.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:41 am to chinhoyang
Couldn't beat him...but could probably run fast enough to get away from him.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:42 am to chinhoyang
His knowledge of martial arts would lead to him absolutely embarrassing me.
Pretty sure he'd only need one hand to whoop my arse.
Pretty sure he'd only need one hand to whoop my arse.
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won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years.[11] In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt magazine.
Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Taekwondo to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grandmaster.
This post was edited on 6/13/17 at 11:44 am
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:44 am to chinhoyang
I would whip Chuck Norris arse.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:44 am to TheCaterpillar
I 'd frick his old arse up!!! He is 77....I'd break his hip.
This post was edited on 6/13/17 at 11:46 am
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:45 am to chinhoyang
Chuck Norris plus old man strength?
No thank you.
No thank you.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:45 am to chinhoyang
I'd jab one of his eyes swolled shut
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:45 am to madmaxvol
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Couldn't beat him...but could probably run fast enough to get away from him.
Now this is fair.
I think I too could outpace a 77 year old Norris in a foot race. But if he gets his paws on me, I'm done.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:45 am to chinhoyang
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:50 am to chinhoyang
He would kick your arse while telling you about Jesus.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:50 am to chinhoyang
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You at 25 v. Chuck Norris now (he's age 77) - could you win? by chinhoyang
I'd only ask that he make it as quick as possible to limit the suffering.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:52 am to chinhoyang
Depends. Am I Zach Hess? If so, then me.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 12:16 pm to chinhoyang
No I couldn't
Posted on 6/13/17 at 12:17 pm to chinhoyang
Considering the only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand.. I don't think anyone at any age can take him.
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