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re: You at 25 v. Chuck Norris now (he's age 77) - could you win?
Posted on 6/13/17 at 12:18 pm to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 6/13/17 at 12:18 pm to TheCaterpillar
I think he also has a black belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu now.
He was trained by one of the machados, they were cousins of the gracie family.
He was trained by one of the machados, they were cousins of the gracie family.
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Posted on 6/13/17 at 12:18 pm to chinhoyang
Yes. And most people could too. FFS, he's 77.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:23 pm to chinhoyang
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You at 25 v. Chuck Norris now (he's age 77) - could you win?
No but I could sure as hell outrun him.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:34 pm to chinhoyang
He was in Delta detachment and a Texas Ranger. You have no shot baw
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:42 pm to Tyga Woods
if you can't beat up 77 year old chuck norris, you should just go and bruce jenner yourself if you are under the age of 35.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:54 pm to chinhoyang
Me at 25 vs. 77 yr old chuck would've beat him, too much size strength and training...
40 year old me goes down vs. 77 year old Chuck...
I think Chuck Prime beats any me Prime, at least 9/10 times...
Size, strength and speed are a tough pill to swallow, so I may pop his arm on an kimura or stun him on a throw.
me Prime was 6'5" 260, close to the Rock's size when he was wrestling
40 year old me goes down vs. 77 year old Chuck...
I think Chuck Prime beats any me Prime, at least 9/10 times...
Size, strength and speed are a tough pill to swallow, so I may pop his arm on an kimura or stun him on a throw.
me Prime was 6'5" 260, close to the Rock's size when he was wrestling
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:56 pm to chinhoyang
Even if you win, you still lose. Beat up a 77 year old dude? Good job, man.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 6:35 pm to chinhoyang
I'd have about a 40% chance of not being knocked unconscious within 15 seconds.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 6:38 pm to chinhoyang
Yeah at 25 I was ripped but more importantly, I was a damn good shot! 
Posted on 6/13/17 at 7:00 pm to tigerman03
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Chuck Norris plus old man strength?
People are definitely understimating this factor. I take care of octogenarians daily who look feeble as hell. As soon as you give them a mild sedative and try do an endoscopy they develop superhuman strength and rip IVs out, throw grown men off of them like rag dolls, and will rip your arm out of socket if you get too close. This, plus Chuck Norris, equals death.
This post was edited on 6/13/17 at 7:01 pm
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