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WYWI? Dyson’s $1K air-purifying headphones

Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:03 pm
Posted by stout
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:03 pm





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This week, the British tech company Dyson, which dries your hands at airports and makes cost-prohibitive vacuum cleaners you will never actually buy, unveiled their cockamamie new Zone noise-canceling headphones that simultaneously purify the air — offensively priced at $949.


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Posted by billjamin
Houston
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:04 pm to
Coming soon to a United flight near you.

ETA if it can filter out plane farts I might consider.
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Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:06 pm to
lol

Well, it would certainly be easier to spot the fricking morons of the world.
Posted by S
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:07 pm to



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Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54243 posts
Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:09 pm to
I wonder what common, off the shelf tech they used in this one? I'm sure it is all revolutionary patented technology worth every penny of that thousand bucks.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:10 pm to
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The Bane mask
Posted by HoboDickCheese
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:11 pm to
I guess if I had an especially polluted, smelly and noisy commute, sure. Might be good for truck stop bathrooms.
Posted by OSoBad
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:12 pm to
No good in New Orleans, need these:

Posted by Duckhammer_77
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:18 pm to
got to be on some flights for work and vacay in January and Feb, guaranfrickingtee I'll see some DB wearing these in the airport and 1st class.

eta: I'm saying this as a proud Dyson vacuum owner. That thing's a beast. One time got to close to the shower curtain and sucked it off the rod. (insert oral sex pun )
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Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12128 posts
Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

makes cost-prohibitive vacuum cleaners you will never actually buy


I own two Dyson vacuums and a desktop air purifier in my barn. I have an upright and a cordless and have had both for years and they both work fantastic. That said, Shark makes a mean fricking vacuum now too.

As for these headphones and air purifier, Why? what an odd combination to go for here. Why not do a slim air purifier mask and leave the headphones to the pros?
Posted by ReadyPlayer1
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:34 pm to
Besides how ugly it is and the headphones part and if it's for covid. I'm just curious if the air purifier part and how it works would help someone with sever allergies ? Would it really make a difference wearing it outside with a light breeze blowing or no wind ? I feel like a strong wind would just blow right through it.
Posted by TigerCoon
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:35 pm to
Does it make your voice sound like Bane?
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

see some DB wearing these in the airport and 1st class.


Subtle
Posted by Simplemaaan
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 4:39 pm to
When I cut grass
Posted by redstick13
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 4:58 pm to
Immortal Joe approves

Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 4:59 pm to
This is a great idea, I'm sick of breathing the same air as poor people.
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 12/11/22 at 5:05 pm to
Some enterprising dork in their basement is going to make a Darth Vader conversion kit for these and he'll retire in the Bahamas at 24.

Posted by Skeet Mc
Member since Dec 2006
2850 posts
Posted on 12/11/22 at 5:33 pm to
I’m torn, looks stupid but it allows one a valid excuse not to have to talk or listen to anyone, ever.
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