Started By
Message

re: WYDT: Going on a double date with conjoined twins

Posted on 6/21/18 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 2:44 pm to
So, if someone gets lucky, both of them get it, but only one of the guys.

Does that count as having a 3-some?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26334 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 2:47 pm to
If those are their boyfriends, does it count as cheating for one chick when the other one is having sexy time with the one that's her boyfriend? How do they determine which boyfriend gets 1st dibs and which gets sloppy seconds?
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12460 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 2:48 pm to
What if one says yes and the other says no, is it rape?

I know it’s a fricked up queation but it’s something that would require an answer.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62150 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by SwampTrash
Member since May 2017
450 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

Does that count as having a 3-some?


More like a twoandahalfsome
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 2:53 pm to
So, after consultation with Wikipedia, they have only one reproductive system. So, if you hit it, do you disappoint them both or just one of them while the other sits there bored? Does it count as a threesome or a two-and-a-halfsome? If you are only interested in one of them, do you put a bag on the other one's head so you can get some privacy?

There are questions I have that must be answered!
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59323 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 3:04 pm to
I've seen a few tv specials on them. Always wondered if they'd date and get married and how all that would work.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 3:05 pm to
So do i only disappoint one girl or two?
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

I've seen a few tv specials on them. Always wondered if they'd date and get married and how all that would work.


In all seriousness I don't know if I could handle that. I saw some programs as well and they seem to be happy and live normal lives (singular life?). I feel like I probably would have taken one for the team and just had them kill me and try to salvage the sibling. But I doubt that's even possible.

If one has a brain aneurysm and dies what happens to the other one? So many questions
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

If one has a brain aneurysm and dies what happens to the other one?

Oh, that's easy. They both die. Many organs are repeated; they have 2 hearts and 4 lungs. However, they share other organs, like their liver. Also, their circulatory systems are interconnected. For instance, when one twin drinks, they both get drunk (is that assault if the other one doesn't want to get drunk?). So when one goes, the other is likely to go as well in short order from any number of reasons.

Fright.
Extreme stress on and failure of the surviving twin's organs.
Direct loss of an organ that was mainly the other twin's.
Systemic sepsis of the live twin would likely occur as the dead one starts to rot.
This post was edited on 6/21/18 at 4:56 pm
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59323 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 3:24 pm to
If I remember correctly they are teachers. Do they get one salary or two?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

If I remember correctly they are teachers. Do they get one salary or two?


They're women. Together they make 1.4 salaries.
This post was edited on 6/21/18 at 3:42 pm
Posted by lshuge
Member since Sep 2017
988 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 4:24 pm to
Double date? who gets to hit it?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

Double date? who gets to hit it?

Dude, that a 4 input woman. They're good.
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 2Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram