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WWTOTD: Bikers blocking off intersections while their little parade rides thru

Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:07 pm
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56189 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:07 pm
This is the third time in a few years that this has happened to me, all below I10 in the Lafayette area.

Saturday morning was heading down the road with my family. Came to a T with a red light with two cars in front. Light turns green and a little man on a motorbike comes up and blocks the lane while his friends drive by. Pisses me off but oh well. After his 'gang' comes he doesnt move. He starts waving a group of jeeps by. At this point I decide to go around and turn into my lane of traffic. He counters by vroom vrooming up and blocking my bumper.

He is screaming something inaudible. The only thing to do at this point is run over him or just sit there and point and laugh. Being as I am an adult, I just sat there and took it.

tldr; Bikers are assholes that block traffic and I will refuse to look twice to save a life in the future.


Does this happen all the time down there?
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:09 pm to
That's a good way to get a handful of nails thrown at your tires.
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
9580 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:10 pm to
Straight pride parade?
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5026 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:11 pm to
bikers are an annoyance on the road, don't feel bad at all when they take a spill
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20736 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:11 pm to
How far away was the closest Sonic?
Posted by 4Ghost
Member since Sep 2016
8518 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:11 pm to
Amazing what ball bearings do to a radiator and windshield at 80mph!!
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19490 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:11 pm to
If he didn't have the green light, all of them crossed the intersection illegally.

I see the downvote. It's still illegal. If it makes you feel better I won't be happy when you're broadsided on your bike in the middle of an intersection.
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 1:16 pm
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57426 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

hat's a good way to get a handful of nails thrown at your tires.

and that is a good way to get run over.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:15 pm to
They use safety techniques and spread out and use all the lane for visibility but take it too far imo. They’ll put one bike RIGHT up against the middle line so I get RIGHT next to it in my lane too. (talking about interstate).
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

a little man on a motorbike comes up and blocks the lane while his friends drive by


He's on bitch duty. And most likely takes it in the arse.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34405 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

He counters by vroom vrooming up


Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16834 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Saturday morning was heading down the road with my family. Came to a T with a red light with two cars in front. Light turns green and a little man on a motorbike comes up and blocks the lane while his friends drive by. Pisses me off but oh well. After his 'gang' comes he doesnt move. He starts waving a group of jeeps by. At this point I decide to go around and turn into my lane of traffic. He counters by vroom vrooming up and blocking my bumper.

He is screaming something inaudible.


Sounds like he really likes the grill of your car and wanted to try it on.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56189 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:22 pm to
Why? For being a normal human being and not playing Little Rascals my whole life?
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:23 pm to
I have never encountered such a thing. Is this common in your area? Like they bikes were on the cross street and ran the red light, or they came from behind you, and the lead guy blocked you from proceeding to let all the bikes through?

Either one is BS, but i no longer allow traffic hiccups to really bother me.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56189 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

ounds like he really likes the grill of your car and wanted to try it on.

I heard something along the lines of 'don't think about it'.

I just hung my middle finger out the window and laughed at him. That was as passive aggressive as I could get at the moment with my kids in the car.

My son thought for sure we were all going to get hunted down and killed due to my confrontation. Which was nice because I got to talk to him about what terrible life choices led to the guy on a motorbike blocking traffic on a hot arse Saturday during mid day.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8307 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:25 pm to
I had some block the road in front of a beer joint one night. It was dark and the traffic director almost got hit by me. I drove around him and then the group swarmed me at the next stop. Bunch of pussies yelling and carrying on. Found out the next day it was some B.A.C.A.’s. The leaders name was Birdhead or Birdbrain or Birdshit. Something like that. I dropped off a business brochure with all my contact info and photo at the beer joint the next day. Never heard from anyone.
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 1:32 pm
Posted by LegendaryOutlaw
Member since Apr 2019
285 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:28 pm to
Running drop kick his bike over?
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:30 pm to
Because I've seen it happen. Took them out of his fanny pack and threw them down as they were both driving. Dude ended up with 4 flats.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:33 pm to
I've rode for 10 years and never blocked off traffic with friends. I've seen large group rides do it, and it's why I don't do it. Hate that kind of 100 deep ride bullshite. No point to it but to watch people be idiots.
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
5276 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 1:36 pm to
You'll have have the last laugh when they are divvying up his organs to needy recipients.
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