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re: WWTOTD - (Probably already know the answer to this) - Update: I'm Getting Married!

Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:16 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179901 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:16 pm to
Its the age old debate:

pre jerk: Pro's: longevity Con's: less splooge shoot
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:18 pm to
Yeah right. OP is a true love. He will probably cry in front of her when she leaves.

Don't believe me, check his post history.

If anyone on the OT could frick this up, it's the OP and Pectus.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20959 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

She is staying with you Wednesday through Sunday? If so, you will be begging her to leave by Friday.


You may be right. I've grown accustom to being alone.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:21 pm to
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She is staying with you Wednesday through Sunday?


You taking off from work?

If not, hope you like sloppies
This post was edited on 3/16/17 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

Who wants to take the over on 1.5 minutes he lasts the first time...I might even give odds.


I might be in for a wager, but I need to see pics of the girl first.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20959 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:26 pm to
I know this may be a shocker to you, but some people have to go through a grieving process. Then they get better and move on. So please, keep stalking and following me dumbass. You might learn something.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179901 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:28 pm to
you should totally frick with your ex and post a good selfie shot in bed w/ her and post JUST GOT ENGAGED!!!
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20959 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:30 pm to
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You taking off from work?


Yeah. I feel a fever coming on next week.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:34 pm to
So what does she look like? Describe her since you won't provide pics. LET ME LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU!
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179901 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:34 pm to
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LET ME LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU!


you think he'd let us strap a gopro on his dick. obvious she wouldn't care at all.
Posted by TigerDonk
BR
Member since Dec 2011
1248 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:35 pm to
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I might be in for a wager, but I need to see pics of the girl first.
quote:

Boudreaux35

I agree, OP, may we have some pics so we can set a better line to gamble?
Posted by Mr B Walker
Member since Jun 2015
174 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:35 pm to
Start rubbing one out every hour on the hour. Get that endurance up. Taper off to just twice a day a few days before she arrives to build up the reserves.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27942 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:36 pm to
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Just be prepared for her to go psycho over you
Ask her if she likes cats....lots of cats.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:36 pm to
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You might learn something


Yes, I long to learn the ways of hard legging and being creepy that you have mastered. I want people to cringe when they read my texts. Show me your ways!


P.S. I'm really just jealous.
This post was edited on 3/16/17 at 12:38 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:38 pm to
You told your parents?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Just be prepared for her to go psycho over you. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.



Damn I hope so. They are the best in bed.

quote:

As Lady Beef Curtains,


Love Beef Curtains
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:39 pm to
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Why is a guy like me still single?


Naive. She's going to fall head over heels, as will you and then you'll be posting about how you found out she's unfaithful to you back home. I'll remember you for this.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20959 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:42 pm to
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Naive. She's going to fall head over heels, as will you


Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:43 pm to


Let her know it's only lust, right about the time she is leaving.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26232 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:43 pm to
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. She has asked me questions such as: Do I like wearing lingerie? Do I like golden showers? ?


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