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Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:59 am to Graham Wellington Jr
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Write my excuse for me.
Just tell your hand you’re tired and maybe you’ll masturbate another day.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:01 am to foshizzle
This women has got to look like sasquatch. No red blooded male cant figure some way to make it back out
2 asprin, 1 xanax, water, sleep, try again
2 asprin, 1 xanax, water, sleep, try again
This post was edited on 7/1/18 at 11:02 am
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:02 am to Graham Wellington Jr
quote:
Write my excuse for me.
Damn millennials
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:03 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Tell her the truth...you gay and not interested in sex with women.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:04 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Do it anyway. U will regret not going.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:06 am to Graham Wellington Jr
She is probably asking her friends for a way out too!
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:06 am to Graham Wellington Jr
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Whats a decent excuse?
There isn't one. Take a couple of aspirin, a multivitamin and drink at least one full bottle of water then sleep some during the day. This evening drink a couple of power drinks (take your time, don't slam them) to get your energy back then meet up with this chick and bang her til she passes out.
Signed,
-You from the future
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:08 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Drunk plans are never guarantee she knows that
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:08 am to Graham Wellington Jr
You sound like a pussy. It’s still morning and your calling off plans while on vacation with a chick that you could possibly bang. Just start drinking again.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:10 am to Graham Wellington Jr
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Now im hungover and really not feeling like doing anything tonight, even if it means missing out on likely sex.
Drink a beer, smoke a bowl, and get your shite together.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:21 am to Graham Wellington Jr
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Now im hungover and really not feeling like doing anything tonight, even if it means missing out on likely sex.
Bro, it’s only 11 am.
Take some ibuprofen, fix a screwdriver and get back on your horse.
You’re on vacation for Christ sake, quit being a pussy and invite her over to go hang on the beach all day.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:23 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Just tell her you’re gay, it sounds like it to me abyway
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:24 am to Graham Wellington Jr
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Whats a decent excuse? Just something came up, sorry?

This post was edited on 7/1/18 at 11:40 am
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:29 am to Graham Wellington Jr
quote:Let the hangover pass and then decide. Stupid to make premature decision.
Now im hungover and really not feeling like doing anything tonight,
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:44 am to Graham Wellington Jr
You're a bitch. Man up. Go on date. Get laid. It's really not tough.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:45 am to Graham Wellington Jr
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he texted me like 7 times 30 minutes after I got home.
He did? He must be desperate.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:47 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Tell her you’re gender fluid, and today you’re feeling like a woman, which would make her a lesbian today if y’all hung out.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:51 am to Graham Wellington Jr
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Graham Wellington
Let’s see...you got that apartment over Rajiv Shahanihistopour and Lionel Washington...and now you want us to write excuses for you?
BTFO, man.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:55 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Uh.. why not just be honest and say that you're drained and need a day to recover, can y'all try again in a day or two?
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