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re: Would you wear shorts to a strip club?

Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:01 am to
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
10403 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:01 am to
thats fricking sick
Posted by Ironbat31
Member since Jul 2013
805 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:02 am to
Hopefully the lady gets my hints.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41783 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:03 am to
Nothing like the day after when you catch a whiff of your hands that were finger-blasting a stripper. MardiGras2k14 I am ready
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:03 am to
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Hopefully the lady gets my hints.


A hint won't get you a damn thing. Be a big boy and use your words.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41783 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:04 am to
The truth ^
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:05 am to
just tell her you want a blowjob so you dont waste your and her time.




are you ugly as shite or something?
Posted by Ironbat31
Member since Jul 2013
805 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:06 am to
I wont be able to go to Nola for Mardi gras, but I will go to visions next week! That or the penthouse club
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12380 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:06 am to
You should wear this


Posted by NickyT
Patty's Pub
Member since Jan 2007
8813 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:07 am to
quote:

Be a big boy and use your words.



or be big boy pay 1k and have sex
Posted by Ironbat31
Member since Jul 2013
805 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:08 am to
quote:

are you ugly as shite or something?

That or really awkward.
But what if she is legit and tells the bouncer to kick me out? How much do lapdances cost in NOLA?
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:10 am to
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That or really awkward.



probably both if youre putting this much thought into paying for sex


quote:

But what if she is legit and tells the bouncer to kick me out?


then you get kicked out. they get asked this question all the time. trust me youre not the first to ask and you wont be the last

quote:

How much do lapdances cost in NOLA?



who cares? you want a bj, not a dance. fwiw they range from $20-40. regular on the floor dance is usually $20+tip.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41783 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:11 am to
I wouldn't waste my $ on a lap dance in Nola. Just get a buzz and start talking to random drink girls > create some sexual tension > go in for the kill.
Posted by RyseofRome
Member since Jul 2013
699 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:11 am to
Visions
temptations
Lipstixx Gentlemen’s Club
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40880 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:11 am to
You seem to know a lot about this.
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:13 am to
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or be big boy pay 1k and have sex


Where do you get $1k from "the price of two lap dances"?
Posted by Ironbat31
Member since Jul 2013
805 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:14 am to
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Just get a buzz and start talking to random drink girls > create some sexual tension > go in for the kill.

This has never worked, and it will never work . I just don't have game. So if I can get a blowjob without too much hassle, im all for it.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:15 am to
ex gf was a stripper and managed a strip club on bourbon. i could give the guy a name and a place to go but judging from his post history, id rather not
Posted by LooseCannon22282
South Alabama Fan
Member since May 2008
35977 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:17 am to
first time I went to a strip club I wore Umbors

Posted by Ironbat31
Member since Jul 2013
805 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:21 am to
Good choice. Im excited for this trip.
Posted by WhoDats10
Member since Dec 2012
1580 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 12:24 am to
You can get free lap dances here. Just ask at a party. But if you do go to NOLA , go to the VIP room, tip her well, and enjoy the show.
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