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re: Would you wear shorts to a strip club?

Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:34 am to
Posted by Ironbat31
Member since Jul 2013
805 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:34 am to
Because when I first posted, I thought it would be weird that a senior needs help making friends and help with girls.
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:35 am to
Lies.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
59088 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:37 am to
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I don't consider it a successful night unless my knee smells like fish when I leave.


Posted by SuzukiGoat
Atchafalaya Basin
Member since Jan 2014
1086 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:41 am to
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Why does this even matter? 


The designated driver of the bachelor party gets attention. One stripper tells another how sweet you are...who tells another. And for the rest of the night they throw tits in your face and try to give you free lapdances.

Strippers are still women. And women have buttons that can be pushed. I didn't realise strippers went for responsible ... but come to think of it, that is the perfect approach on a stripper. Responsible, well dressed, not acknowledging that she's naked. Too bad Ive never seen one clean enough to touch with a fifty foot artificial penoir.
Posted by Ironbat31
Member since Jul 2013
805 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 10:04 am to
Okay thanks for the info. Can we motorboat their tits too . If they allow that, this trip would be worth the hundreds f dollars. Im a broke college student.
Posted by sparerib_1
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Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 2/24/14 at 11:20 am to
do you get woodies ?
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32730 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 11:24 am to
quote:

The designated driver of the bachelor party gets attention. One stripper tells another how sweet you are...who tells another. And for the rest of the night they throw tits in your face and try to give you free lapdances. Strippers are still women. And women have buttons that can be pushed. I didn't realise strippers went for responsible ... but come to think of it, that is the perfect approach on a stripper. Responsible, well dressed, not acknowledging that she's naked. Too bad Ive never seen one clean enough to touch with a fifty foot artificial penoir.


I should've done this last June when I actually was the DD.
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