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re: Would you do 2 years in prison for $2 million upon release?
Posted on 8/22/15 at 6:40 pm to Salmon
Posted on 8/22/15 at 6:40 pm to Salmon
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2 years in a normal prison playing cards, gardening, reading books, etc
That's 99% of prison life. Be a good guy and you'll have friends. If the only other white guy in your pod is a belligerent redneck who takes the attention off of you, well, that's just icing on the cake.
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 6:41 pm to Agforlife
When I was younger definitely, now I'd probably need more $. 2 million is still a lot, but not what it used to be. I'd need the no rape clause as well.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 6:46 pm to bourne1978
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any additional time gained while in will result in your immediate disqualification
Soooo could be leave immediately if we get extra time? Probably still no though
Posted on 8/22/15 at 6:46 pm to northshorebamaman
Taxes included would turn that 2 million to 1.5 million. I would need a no rape clause and a promise from my current employer to have my job back when I got out. Then yes, absolutely would do it.
ETA: would have a bad arse retirement set up
ETA: would have a bad arse retirement set up
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 8/22/15 at 6:55 pm to bourne1978
If I were 65, yes, but I will make more than $2M in my lifetime and having a record would pretty much disqualify me from my profession. Unless, somehow, everyone knew it was for a game show and I didn't get anything on my record that I had to disclose to the bar.
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 8/22/15 at 6:57 pm to RealityTiger
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Taxes included would turn that 2 million to 1.5 million
If filing single, you are looking over $863,000 in federal taxes
118,118.75 plus 39.6% on the difference (using 2014 schedule)
Add your state taxes if in such a state.
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 8/22/15 at 6:58 pm to LoveThatMoney
frick no. I've seen first hand (worked/work in the legal system) some of the things that happen in prison. No fricking way.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:03 pm to RealityTiger
What the frick is this "no rape clause" yall keeping tossing around Not getting raped is on YOU. youre not getting 2mil for reading a bunch of dean koontz books with the last 5 pages missing and eating ramen
Not getting raped is on YOU. youre not getting 2mil for reading a bunch of dean koontz books with the last 5 pages missing and eating ramen Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:05 pm to Chef Leppard
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:06 pm to Chef Leppard
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last 5 pages missing
Used to piss me off
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:44 pm to bourne1978
Yes.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:53 pm to bourne1978
Yeah why the frick not ?
Posted on 8/22/15 at 8:08 pm to bourne1978
Taxable?
So really more like 1.2 million...
Would have to think about it.
So really more like 1.2 million...
Would have to think about it.
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 8:09 pm
Posted on 8/22/15 at 8:46 pm to bourne1978
You can ignore all these posters saying they'll do it.
I'll do it for $1.75 million. When do I start?
I'll do it for $1.75 million. When do I start?
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 8:46 pm
Posted on 8/22/15 at 8:49 pm to foshizzle
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When do I start?
Trying to hide from your wife that you cheated on via AM?
Posted on 8/22/15 at 8:49 pm to bourne1978
no, I have plenty of money
Posted on 8/22/15 at 8:52 pm to bourne1978
That depends. Do you mean white collar resort prison? Yes. PMITA prison? No.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 8:59 pm to bourne1978
Yes
Posted on 8/22/15 at 9:25 pm to bourne1978
Damn straight.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 9:31 pm to bourne1978
frick no! You can get additional time for fighting inside. Why chance it??
2 years of your life isn't worth ANY amount of money.
2 years of your life isn't worth ANY amount of money.
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