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re: Would you date
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:00 pm to Godawgs1114
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:00 pm to Godawgs1114
Casually for 6 months right after I graduated college? You’re damn right
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Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:02 pm to Godawgs1114
One of my best friends married one. They lived in Vegas, she made a lot of money and gave him money to open a baseball card/coin shop to keep him busy, he knew she was screwing her clients and didn’t care. She would also bring her co-strippers home for group sex. They wound up moving back home, she screwed his brother while he was asleep in the next room. He didn’t care. She offered to screw me, I declined. I told him and he didn’t care. They wound up divorced with 2 kids, he got slammed with child support while she kept stripping/hooking and making unreported cash. His life was ruined and he wound up drowning at age 35 while fishing alone.
TLDR: Marrying a stripper will ruin your life and you will wind up dead under suspicious circumstances after she screws everyone you know.
TLDR: Marrying a stripper will ruin your life and you will wind up dead under suspicious circumstances after she screws everyone you know.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:04 pm to Evil Little Thing
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No. I imagine most male strippers supplement their income giving $20 blow jobs. Not my type.
Get off your high horse, a man's got to eat
This post was edited on 6/29/20 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:05 pm to Ron Popeil
quote:But did he care?
TLDR: Marrying a stripper will ruin your life and you will wind up dead under suspicious circumstances after she screws everyone you know.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:05 pm to Godawgs1114
Man, frick no....
I really have no problem doing titty shows for a living, but most have drug addictions and psychological problems that would make me not want any part of that. Besides, they don’t look nearly as good with their clothes on in the daylight...
I really have no problem doing titty shows for a living, but most have drug addictions and psychological problems that would make me not want any part of that. Besides, they don’t look nearly as good with their clothes on in the daylight...
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:09 pm to Godawgs1114
Not dating, but I am banging a 31 yr old stripper with 4 kids that has a cuck husband, who is banging his co-worker. The cuck thinks she's naive to his situation but she's been blowing people in the VIP for $10 just to frick him over later after the divorce. Poor sap thought it was better to start banging a 44 yr old married women with a husband that will kill him....Oh well, the wife gives a nice hummer and let's me put it in her backdoor.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:11 pm to rowbear1922
2/10
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:13 pm to Spankum
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but most have drug addictions and psychological problems that would make me not want any part of that
Sounds like a fricking hell of a time
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:13 pm to Wolfhound45
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2/10
At least I didn't start an entire thread for it.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:15 pm to rowbear1922
Good point.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:19 pm to rowbear1922
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Not dating, but I am banging a 31 yr old stripper with 4 kids that has a cuck husband, who is banging his co-worker. The cuck thinks she's naive to his situation but she's been blowing people in the VIP for $10 just to frick him over later after the divorce. Poor sap thought it was better to start banging a 44 yr old married women with a husband that will kill him....Oh well, the wife gives a nice hummer and let's me put it in her backdoor.
You had me going up until the 44 yo married woman part.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:19 pm to Sailor
Yes I haven't had much dating success the last few years. Only women I won't date now are land whales or women with kids. I'm not picky at this point.[/quote]
[quote]sted by Sailor on 6/29/20 at 8:50 pm to SECdragonmaster
Checks out.
[quote]sted by Sailor on 6/29/20 at 8:50 pm to SECdragonmaster
Checks out.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:20 pm to Godawgs1114
22 year old nursing student who understands that she is never going to meet my parents? sure. Might even let her invite some coworkers over for the 4th.
15 year veteran who wants me to help raise her three kids? hell no
15 year veteran who wants me to help raise her three kids? hell no
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:25 pm to Godawgs1114
I went on a few dates with a stripper several years ago. I knew going into the first date it was never going to be serious. She was a lot of fun.
I ended it when a friend called and said “JoJo, guess who’s on my lap?” At that point I knew it was time to move on.
I ended it when a friend called and said “JoJo, guess who’s on my lap?” At that point I knew it was time to move on.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:30 pm to Godawgs1114
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Update 31 yr old 4 kids
I am...she thinks her husband is having an affair at work.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:32 pm to Godawgs1114
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Update 31 yr old 4 kids
So you update to steal my joke from page 2? Cool story bro
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:34 pm to rowbear1922
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rowbear1922
We get the OP
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:36 pm to JodyPlauche
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We get the OP
He didn't add that update until nearly an hour after the OP. Not exactly sure why this thread got anchored. Is Chicken dating someone from Penthouse?
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:43 pm to rowbear1922
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He didn't add that update until nearly an hour after the OP.
I never know why anything gets anchored
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:44 pm to rowbear1922
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rowbear1922
nice spinoff 
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