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re: Would you choose to be in the FBI, CIA, or Homeland Security? or other

Posted on 9/17/18 at 5:01 pm to
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

You get paid to be a criminal


No, that’s the FBI, the CIA is for foreign operations.
Posted by cusoonkpd
Big Mamou
Member since Apr 2015
2007 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 5:28 pm to
None of the above.

I am not a criminal.
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
3127 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 5:44 pm to
I'd like to say FBI, but realistically I know that I'm not a good fit for the Boy Scout, straight arrow culture.

The CIA, eh, espionage is just such a slimy business. Coercing people to betray and endanger themselves. Maybe I'd be a good analyst or something.

Homeland security - the frick? like a TSA agent? No thanks.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 5:53 pm to
Know someone in the CIA. He is forever traveling everywhere.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117142 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 5:55 pm to
CIA

So I can have a foreign posting

And kill people.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 6:12 pm to
fbi
cia like jack ryan

Anyone know anytjhing about DEA or DSS? the diplomat security service?
This post was edited on 9/17/18 at 6:14 pm
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 6:14 pm to
Foreign Service Officer
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 6:15 pm to

DEA. Palming stacks and stash during the busts would be nice for retirement. No brainer.
Posted by Shaun176
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
3175 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

CIA

So I can have a foreign posting

And kill people.


CIA agents don't directly kill people anymore. That is what drones, special forces, and foreign forces are for. CIA agents are the "brains" of the opperation. Military and contractors are the muscle.

Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 6:59 pm to
i want to travel toe exotic locations and be like jack ryan ? what agency is the best fit?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

i want to travel toe exotic locations and be like jack ryan ? what agency is the best fit?


State Department Foreign Service probably.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 7:04 pm to
It would be cool to guard the queen or kate middelton in london or if they visit here
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
2129 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 7:14 pm to
I’ve always been interested in a counterterrorism job. I think the movies make it look a lot more glamorous than it is.

I think working for a private security firm would be pretty legit. I think they’ve seen some ‘reform’ as of late, but back in the early 2000’s I imagine it was like the Wild West.
Posted by Shaun176
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
3175 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

i want to travel toe exotic locations and be like jack ryan ? what agency is the best fit


FSB
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21521 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

US Marshall


They won't hire you if you can't spell it correctly.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21521 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 7:40 pm to
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I should never be in any position of authority. I would abuse it for sex or drugs.


Why not both?
Posted by immobileman
nowhere in particular
Member since Nov 2014
1862 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 10:51 pm to
I also know someone with the CIA and she was a green haired GT grad student. No likey her.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:00 pm to
Homeland Security is an entitlement program for ex-military. They don’t really have a function or purpose. They are what the Space Force will be.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 2:21 am to
quote:

Homeland Security is an entitlement program for ex-military. They don’t really have a function or purpose. They are what the Space Force will be.


Honestly HS seems incredibly redundant with all the alphabet soup agencies that are involved with...well homeland security.
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
9763 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 2:59 am to
I think there is a lot of honor in being a TSA Officer at an airport.

It seems like the TSA folks are always well regarded by the public.
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