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would you change your last name, if it was Hitler?
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:16 pm
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:16 pm to heypaul
Chin Ho Hitler sounds stupid.
This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:17 pm to heypaul
No, I would change my first name.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:17 pm to HempHead
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No, I would change my first name.
to "Literally".
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:17 pm to heypaul
I read that their were tens of thousands of Hitler's in the NYC phone book prior to WW2 and none after.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:18 pm to northshorebamaman
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I read that their were tens of thousands of Hitler's in the NYC phone book prior to WW2 and none after.
They finally reached a solution.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:18 pm to heypaul
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:18 pm to northshorebamaman
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 7:20 pm
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:19 pm to HempHead
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No, I would change my first name.
but not be to obvious about it....change it to something like Raydolph.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:19 pm to heypaul
How about Manson?
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:19 pm to The Baker
It's pretty anti-Hitlerite to question those figures, Mr. Baker. You'd think someone with oven experience wouldn't be so calloused.
This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:19 pm to heypaul
No. It would make me more desirable to the alphas at the local fascist organization.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:21 pm to heypaul
Maybe it should be changed to Schickelgruber.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:21 pm to heypaul
I would use it as leverage. Subconsciously, no one is going to frick with you for the most part.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:22 pm to Evil Little Thing
I think I would change it to Mussolini.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:22 pm to heypaul
Francisco Franco is the most badass fascist leader name, IMO.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:22 pm to heypaul
I'd keep it and try to become a politician just to frick with the liberals.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:23 pm to heypaul
i would change it to Haze
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:23 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:
No, I would change my first name.
to "Literally".
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:25 pm to heypaul
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The Long Island landscaper peeked out the door. It was another visitor arriving with a notebook, a press pass and the H-word on his lips, another journalist asking about his great-uncle Adolf.
The visitor asked the landscaper about his father, who was born William Patrick Hitler, son of Alois Hitler Jr., who was Adolf Hitler's half-brother (they shared the same father). Alois called his son Willy. The Führer called Willy "my loathsome nephew."
Willy Hitler was born in 1911 in Liverpool, and in his early years occasionally sought to take advantage of his last name, in England, Germany and then America, where he moved in 1939. After World War II, though, he decided to change the name and moved from New York City out to Patchogue on Long Island. He raised four sons -- Alexander, Louis, Howard and Brian -- before he died in 1987 at age 76.
Howard died in a car accident in 1989. The other brothers continued low-profile jobs, Alexander as a social worker, Louis and Brian with their own landscaping business. They are regular Long Island guys, middle-aged and middle class, two of them living together. They are also the last members of Adolf Hitler's paternal bloodline.
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