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re: Worst first name of a person you’ve met?

Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:48 pm to
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14887 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:48 pm to
Black Torbet; Wal-Mart Asst manager.

Nice guy but weird name.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7195 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:50 pm to
Nimrod
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51398 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 5:58 pm to
Siobhan. I know, it's Gaelic and all, but I think it's horrible. Yes, slightly better pronounced. Slightly (sounds like an American muscle car).

I've not been culcha'ed until recently, so I can't proffer up a superior or even equivalent name to those being bandied about in this thread.
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
9120 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 6:11 pm to
There’s a Balz in my kid’s class
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 6:11 pm to
Jeremetrious has to be up there.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
27767 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 6:11 pm to
Shithhead
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17384 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 6:28 pm to
LaTrasha (yes, pronounced like trash)

Shardonnay, or Naii for short
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 6:39 pm to
Honestly?

Passion or Z'barnia.
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
4722 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 6:42 pm to
Surprise
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56517 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 6:43 pm to
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Z'barnia


This sounds like the name of a place in a fantasy novel.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103097 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 6:44 pm to
LaHoma.

Bonus points for it being a white girl.
Posted by thotpocket
Dana Point, CA
Member since Sep 2017
2600 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 6:53 pm to
I know a chick named Daiquiri. Her mom is a bartender too lmao
Posted by Crazy Diamond
Member since Dec 2019
153 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:08 pm to
A couple (White) who let her grandfather name their baby girl.

Kunashious

pronounced Kuh-nay-shuss

Posted by Crazy Diamond
Member since Dec 2019
153 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:10 pm to
Had a friend who died young mixing whiskey and pills.

He was named Chivas after Chivas Regal.

Really good dude. Just made a serious mistake partying one night.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42704 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:10 pm to
Mulva
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26073 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:18 pm to
I coached a kid in peewee baseball named Clitarion.

He made a nice play in the field and I hollered "nice job Clit!"

You could hear the air being sucked out of area.
Posted by Tanny Bogus
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2011
317 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:19 pm to
A buddy of mine met a girl named Frankadot.
This post was edited on 12/19/19 at 7:22 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56517 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:19 pm to
At least when he is older, he can say he knows the way around a clit like it was his own name.
Posted by OutDamSpot
Member since May 2019
336 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:23 pm to
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That sounds like a disease. A blend of melanoma and alopecia.


Well if you sleep with melakesha, you will get 2 diseases- hpv and herpes, but i think that comes standard on an LP girl like her. Straight outta eastover.
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2833 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:29 pm to
Apart from my own? (Thanks, Mom & Daddy)

Sugarayrobinson

Vagina

Herpesia
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