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re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:58 pm to charminultra
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:58 pm to charminultra
Catching a whiff of sh*t during secks
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Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:59 pm to King
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I had my thumb in this girls cooter and my index finger up her arse. I was rubbing my fingers together. Felt something that felt like a marble in her bootyhole. I wound up pulling it out. It was a rabbit terd.
Sometimes pulling out is bad.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:00 pm to charminultra
Once was in an awfully toxic relationship. It wasn't entirely toxic the whole time (nine months), probably the last three were toxic. The last time she and I did the deed, as she was riding cowgirl, she paused while still on top of me, caught her breath, then sighed and told me I needed to lose weight because I was "fat and unattractive." I shrunk inside of her; we broke up two weeks later. She wanted me to take her back; I did not. She gained a lot of weight and was far less-hot while I lost 65lbs the following year and have maintained my leaner figure since.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:00 pm to charminultra
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This post was edited on 10/11/22 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:02 pm to RealDawg
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Sophomore year of college. Been a fear every since.
Yep. It sticks with you. I was shocked that she was shaved everywhere else but just had these gnarly whisker long hairs around her tits. fricked up man. Even college aged billjamin couldn’t get past that.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:02 pm to charminultra
Brought a girl home from Fred's during the height of the Derrick Todd Lee serial killer murders.
She left her car in the parking lot of Tigerland and conveniently failed to tell her girlfriends she left with me. Woke up around 8:00am to my brother beating on my front door (both our cell phones were in my car). My brother looked dead at me and said "you either need to bring that girl back where you picked her up from or head for Mexico. BRPD Homicide is looking for you to question you in the disappearance of another girl."
Walked out to the apartment parking lot off Nicholson near the North Gates and a Patrol Officer spotted ole girl. Pulled up, asked her for her name, and radioed in to say he located the missing person. Patrol Officer told ole girl he would give her a ride back to where her car was parked and her parents were waiting.
Thankfully, I didn't go. She later told me when she got there she got the stank eye from about 20 Detectives assigned to the Task Force.
Never heard anything about the incident when I went through my background check.
She left her car in the parking lot of Tigerland and conveniently failed to tell her girlfriends she left with me. Woke up around 8:00am to my brother beating on my front door (both our cell phones were in my car). My brother looked dead at me and said "you either need to bring that girl back where you picked her up from or head for Mexico. BRPD Homicide is looking for you to question you in the disappearance of another girl."
Walked out to the apartment parking lot off Nicholson near the North Gates and a Patrol Officer spotted ole girl. Pulled up, asked her for her name, and radioed in to say he located the missing person. Patrol Officer told ole girl he would give her a ride back to where her car was parked and her parents were waiting.
Thankfully, I didn't go. She later told me when she got there she got the stank eye from about 20 Detectives assigned to the Task Force.
Never heard anything about the incident when I went through my background check.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:05 pm to TJack
Lust is still finishing when a girl goes anal gusher on you.
Love is cleaning it up and ever talking to her again.
Love is cleaning it up and ever talking to her again.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:05 pm to charminultra
I passed out on top of a chick with my dick out in a stairwell after a multi day drug bender at Mullet Toss.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:06 pm to The People
This was awesome.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:07 pm to billjamin
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Yep. It sticks with you. I was shocked that she was shaved everywhere else but just had these gnarly whisker long hairs around her tits. fricked up man. Even college aged billjamin couldn’t get past that.
God I just puked in my mouth remembering it. This girl was smoke and lives across the hall and I just never could again. I always try to sneak an inspection to avoid this ever happening again.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:08 pm to charminultra
Chick had an issue with being dry. She was upfront about it but we didn’t have any lube.
I emptied my saliva glands before I emptied my load. She had a killer body, would have really liked to make her a single mom.
I emptied my saliva glands before I emptied my load. She had a killer body, would have really liked to make her a single mom.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:08 pm to OWLFAN86
Why the _uck would you want to lick an a-hole?
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:09 pm to charminultra
None 
Worst wasn't bad. Long time ago on a double date the couple plowing in drivers seat next to us in my girlfriends camero kept hitting the foot break making the break lights flash.
Reason my girlfriend and I were NOT on the drivers side was we wanted more room without the steering wheel and the break peddle.
Worst wasn't bad. Long time ago on a double date the couple plowing in drivers seat next to us in my girlfriends camero kept hitting the foot break making the break lights flash.
Reason my girlfriend and I were NOT on the drivers side was we wanted more room without the steering wheel and the break peddle.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:09 pm to charminultra
All chicks you bring home from the bar taste like piss because they don't wipe well drunk.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:10 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Chick had an issue with being dry. She was upfront about it but we didn’t have any lube. I emptied my saliva glands before I emptied my load. She had a killer body, would have really liked to make her a single mom.
I vaguely remember resorting to some
Olive Oil in a desperate case like this.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:13 pm to RealDawg
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2 out of 10 anal experiences do not go as planned.
You know why, right?
Just leave the backdoor closed.
This post was edited on 1/28/22 at 9:28 am
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:14 pm to LSU Coyote
Damn y’all got me going with some flashbacks.
Panama City some girl convinced me to funnel Beam and Dr Pepper. Did it and made it about 30 minutes before going full exorcist.
According to friends…she took me upstairs and brushed my teeth and we fricked with about a dozen people in the room. Next morning there was blood all in the bed. Thought I had killed somebody. All the baws were laughing when I woke up. In the bathroom was a bloody tampon in the trash. Gal wanted it bad.
Panama City some girl convinced me to funnel Beam and Dr Pepper. Did it and made it about 30 minutes before going full exorcist.
According to friends…she took me upstairs and brushed my teeth and we fricked with about a dozen people in the room. Next morning there was blood all in the bed. Thought I had killed somebody. All the baws were laughing when I woke up. In the bathroom was a bloody tampon in the trash. Gal wanted it bad.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:15 pm to charminultra
Went home with a chick from the bar, did the deed. As I’m hitting it missionary and about to finish she goes “don’t cum inside me, I can’t afford to have another abortion.”
Instant half mast. Went to the bathroom and pretended that I had to take a shite. Ended up leaving her place after she passed out and never talking to her again.
Instant half mast. Went to the bathroom and pretended that I had to take a shite. Ended up leaving her place after she passed out and never talking to her again.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 5:16 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:19 pm to RealDawg
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Lust in still finishing when a girl goes anal gusher on you.
Love is cleaning it up and ever talking to her again
Yet another example. Why do some guys insist on opening the back door?????
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:21 pm to VolunGator
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Yet another example. Why do some guys insist on opening the back door?????
She absolutely loved it..with this girl it was the only time she did that but OMG that bed looked like a California mudslide.
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