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re: Worst date you've ever been on
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:12 pm to tigerforever7
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:12 pm to tigerforever7
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She is like a month pregnant.
If she's only a month pregnant then how would you know? You passed up a chance to bang a woman who doesn't look at all pregnant but actually is so you can't knock her up?
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Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:13 pm to WiredBobcat
Went out with a girl who insisted on calling me "Daddy-o." One date was enough.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:15 pm to SCLibertarian
way back when I was cheating on my current girlfriend with my ex-girlfriend. Me, the ex gf, and one of her fiends end up going to the casino to play blackjack. So low and behold the current girlfriend walks by and was like I “thought you were staying home tonight” and “who are these girls”? The current gf did not know who the ex was but the ex knew who the current gf was. The ex was cool about it and played it off and acted like she didn’t know me. So I left with the current gf and had a few drinks. I ditched the current gf and the ex and her friend were still playing cards. I walk back up and everyone was cheering for me because the two girls playing cards told the story when I got up and left. It was great the ex totally played it off. I broke it off with the current gf soon after but she never found out. And yes me and the ex hooked up that night.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:16 pm to WiredBobcat
Alters alters everywhere
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:16 pm to Sody Cracker
Blind date, she was rather large and wanted to go to McDonalds for a coke. We went in, I said I needed to go to the bathroom, went out the back door and never looked back.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:19 pm to Barneyrb
Was banging this chick RAW dog style and she kinda panicked that I wasn't wearing a condo. So she tells me stop your'e not wearing a condo. I was pretty upset but I guess I had to pull out. Then I realized I was in North Carolina so I told her to deal with it and got back to hammering away
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:20 pm to breauxmosexual
Lol like you've ever had sex
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:20 pm to WiredBobcat
The worst one wasn't all that bad.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:24 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
I went on a date a few days ago, and the girl was burping at the table while we were at Olive Garden. She was not worried about being ladylike or girly at all.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:24 pm to TigerBait2008
I've probably multiplied your body count by 20. Are the toothless girls good at giving blowies water boy?
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:25 pm to WiredBobcat
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because that's about all she wanted to talk about
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The plan for the date was to take in a movie, maybe go out to a club for drinks and see what happens afterwards, but we didn't make it passed the movie. As soon as the movie ended, I took her straight back to her parents house
So you took her to a movie and then you guys just talked all during the movie? On a 1st date?
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:28 pm to WiredBobcat
Funny you ask, I think I just had mine a few weeks ago. Got a FB friend request from a friend of a friends gf. Messaged her to ask if I knew her and we hit it off. Everything on FB checked out. Graduated from Texas Tech, nice looking family, solid 7. Met her for an afternoon drink, she shows up about 15-20 lbs heavier than expected, ghost white, really awkward weird personality, no job, lives at home with parents, left her last semester of Texas Tech because she got in a fight with her roommate, was telling about weird health problems etc etc. Then she had the nerve to text me and call me immature because I never called or texted her again. This chick is the worst. Her life is a disaster.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:35 pm to lsuCJ5
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me and the ex hooked up that night.
and you think your current gf didn't? she was rendezvousing with Jody and probably got a huge laugh of how coolly and easily she was able to ditch you
ETA: I take it back, it's real common for girls to go to the casino by themselves while not doing anything with their bf
This post was edited on 6/28/17 at 3:39 pm
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:35 pm to cbree88
quote:She was trying to ditch you.
we were at Olive Garden
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:37 pm to shel311
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So you took her to a movie and then you guys just talked all during the movie? On a 1st date?
Nah, the movie was the only time she didn't talk about her ex. She lived way out in Folsom, I drove from Mandeville to pick her up and then to the movies in Slidell. Long enough for her to tell me every detail of her failed relationship with that dude.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:45 pm to lsuCJ5
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lsuCJ5
Sounds like the best date ever, not the worst.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:52 pm to WiredBobcat
I've had enough bad dates I could write a damn book. Everything from puking in bars, cars, and having girls puke in my truck... several SIF's mixed in there too.
It's impossible to narrow it down to just one.
It's impossible to narrow it down to just one.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:56 pm to tigerforever7
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About a year ago I am a year out of college and working pretty hard, so I check out the tender game. I match up with a girl who is like 2 years older and looks pretty good. Normal looking girl, so I say alright you know what I am going to see if she wants to get a bite one night. So we set up a date. I let her know I am at the bar, a pregnant women shows up and its her. She is like a month pregnant. So she can't drink, I in the mean time go ahead and get hammered at the table and end up finding out all about her life and how she got pregnant. Good experience, didn't mind it, obviously never contacted her again, or use tender.
I've been with my wife since Tinder has been around, but I was under the impression it was just for sex. People go on dates with others from Tinder?
This post was edited on 6/28/17 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:58 pm to WiredBobcat
I was home on leave from the Navy and a friend set me up with a friend of his girlfriend. We all agree to meet up at Ruth's Chris for a double date (which, in hindsight, was fricking retarded). She shows up, cute girl, but says maybe all of 3 or 4 words the entire night. It was obvious she would rather be elsewhere. When I tried to make conversation with her, she was very short and responded with one word answers, while playing around on her phone the entire time.
When it was time to pay our bill, the waitress came by with 2 little black books and handed one off to my friend. When she tried to hand me the other one, I politely told her "No ma'am, our check is separate". Both my waitress and date looked at me as if I just kicked a puppy. My date paid for her share and stormed out of there.
When it was time to pay our bill, the waitress came by with 2 little black books and handed one off to my friend. When she tried to hand me the other one, I politely told her "No ma'am, our check is separate". Both my waitress and date looked at me as if I just kicked a puppy. My date paid for her share and stormed out of there.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:59 pm to lsuCJ5
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way back when I was cheating on my current girlfriend with my ex-girlfriend. Me, the ex gf, and one of her fiends end up going to the casino to play blackjack. So low and behold the current girlfriend walks by and was like I “thought you were staying home tonight” and “who are these girls”? The current gf did not know who the ex was but the ex knew who the current gf was. The ex was cool about it and played it off and acted like she didn’t know me. So I left with the current gf and had a few drinks. I ditched the current gf and the ex and her friend were still playing cards. I walk back up and everyone was cheering for me because the two girls playing cards told the story when I got up and left. It was great the ex totally played it off. I broke it off with the current gf soon after but she never found out. And yes me and the ex hooked up that night.
You are the man
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