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re: Worst "crime" did you commit in HS?
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:09 pm to JawjaTigah
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:09 pm to JawjaTigah
quote:no it wasnt
Not smart.
14 ish
Me and some friends were shooting a pellet gun and as I was putting the cans back up on the fence one of them decided to shoot the can out of my hand and hit my ring finger
Broke my finger we had to dig it out with nail clippers and a dart and some rubbing alcohol
but the fear of our parents finding out about it I think scared me into very gun safe aware..
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:10 pm to OWLFAN86
High school years were rather benign. I stole a car in college, and when I was an 11 to 12 year old paper boy for the States Item I was involved in a crime spree that was breathtaking in its scope and gratuitous destruction.
I woke up in my early 20’s and realized there were victims to these hijinks and I had been a shithead. I’ve been making amends ever since. I’m 61 now and have given over $1.5 million to charitable causes and I still don’t think I’ve erased the harm I did.
I woke up in my early 20’s and realized there were victims to these hijinks and I had been a shithead. I’ve been making amends ever since. I’m 61 now and have given over $1.5 million to charitable causes and I still don’t think I’ve erased the harm I did.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:11 pm to Penrod
quote:
Penrod
love you man ,, humility is VERY humbling
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:19 pm to OWLFAN86
Cops "raided" the Brass Knocker bar in Columbia. One of them left his door open, and his squad car running in his haste to be a funsucker. I hopped in and drove it down the way. My underage azz needed a beating for that stupid shite.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:24 pm to OWLFAN86
Nice try I will not talk about anything that the statute of limitations might still be in effect
It’s a trap
It’s a trap
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:24 pm to OWLFAN86
Shoplifted cargo pants from A&F in 1998.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:36 pm to OWLFAN86
After a kid stole one of my mowing jobs while I was on vacation, I snuck out at night and dumped the oil out of his family lawnmower. The engine seised up.
I got the job back and his dad never let him use the new lawnmower on other lawns.
I got the job back and his dad never let him use the new lawnmower on other lawns.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:40 pm to OWLFAN86
raided a few watermelon patches.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:43 pm to dat yat
quote:dude,, we all have to get gangsta at least once in a mans life.
After a kid stole one of my mowing jobs while I was on vacation, I snuck out at night and dumped the oil out of his family lawnmower. The engine seised up.
I got the job back and his dad never let him use the new lawnmower on other lawns.
you learn your own limits to how much you'll take or give
its a lesson
Posted on 4/1/24 at 4:10 am to Saunson69
quote:
99% of people here won't admit it, but I'd bet over 50% of users here drove drunk at least one point during high school
Guilty. Got a DWI at 17yrs old. My mom beat the hell out of me on the side of the road in front of the cops. Then I went to jail...
Posted on 4/1/24 at 6:23 am to OWLFAN86
Junior year I had all the hot seniors and juniors girls selling the gold plated knockoff earrings and such I shoplifted from all the fashion stores and kiosks at the mall. (Late 70’s/early 80’s when malls were THE place to go). I was making about $100/day 5days/week for basically filling and emptying my pockets.
Literally 1980-81 school year I would go to work after school at The Limited and would walk out with my pockets and socks filled with the cheap knockoff stuff and had the girls selling it to each other.
There’s also still video of me primarily, taken in the mornings mostly, of me smoking dope and passing out pills to a couple dozen people over weeks which was used for warrants in a joint city/county raid including a helicopter. I evaded the raid and arrest only to find myself featured on the 5,6, and 10pm Memphis news channels with only the little black bar across my eyes. (Friends started calling telling me to get out of the house before parents could see it. Cops held special viewing for my parents that Saturday).
There’s worse stuff too but not sure about Fed/state SOL so this is all I will admit to.
Literally 1980-81 school year I would go to work after school at The Limited and would walk out with my pockets and socks filled with the cheap knockoff stuff and had the girls selling it to each other.
There’s also still video of me primarily, taken in the mornings mostly, of me smoking dope and passing out pills to a couple dozen people over weeks which was used for warrants in a joint city/county raid including a helicopter. I evaded the raid and arrest only to find myself featured on the 5,6, and 10pm Memphis news channels with only the little black bar across my eyes. (Friends started calling telling me to get out of the house before parents could see it. Cops held special viewing for my parents that Saturday).
There’s worse stuff too but not sure about Fed/state SOL so this is all I will admit to.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 6:24 am to OWLFAN86
Skipped class

This post was edited on 4/1/24 at 6:28 am
Posted on 4/1/24 at 7:46 am to OWLFAN86
O.P.P - Other People's Pools
Would load a bunch of dudes in the bed of a pickup truck late at night and ride around the subburbs looking for signs of a pool in someone's backyard, like a slide sticking up over the fence. Everyone would bail out the truck, climb the fence and get a cannonball or two in, before jumping back over the fence and hauling arse. Would usually be gone right as the lights would start coming on and the home owner would be wondering what the frick was going on. Had to be sure and look for signs of big dogs as well. Bonus was if the getaway driver could peel out in the drive way on the way out. We'd usually hit up about a dozen a night. Tried to include a random motel pool too.
Would load a bunch of dudes in the bed of a pickup truck late at night and ride around the subburbs looking for signs of a pool in someone's backyard, like a slide sticking up over the fence. Everyone would bail out the truck, climb the fence and get a cannonball or two in, before jumping back over the fence and hauling arse. Would usually be gone right as the lights would start coming on and the home owner would be wondering what the frick was going on. Had to be sure and look for signs of big dogs as well. Bonus was if the getaway driver could peel out in the drive way on the way out. We'd usually hit up about a dozen a night. Tried to include a random motel pool too.

This post was edited on 4/1/24 at 7:46 am
Posted on 4/1/24 at 8:08 am to tgrmeat
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Underage drinking, pumpkins smashed on mailboxes, dui (never caught but did it too many times regretfully)
Same, same.
Got a big bag of salt and drew in a penis in someone's lawn once. We got caught and had to pay for re-sodding and do the labor

ETA:
Why we didn't just use Round Up is a mystery. Would've been cheaper and easier

This post was edited on 4/1/24 at 8:09 am
Posted on 4/1/24 at 8:13 am to OWLFAN86
Killed 60 ducks in one morning. Plus various other charges could have been brought forth. We never respected any game laws. Pretty sure I was committing felonies.
This post was edited on 4/1/24 at 8:20 am
Posted on 4/1/24 at 8:17 am to Saunson69
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99% of people here won't admit it, but I'd bet over 50% of users here drove drunk at least one point during high school
I think everyone has admitted it. I drove drunk almost every weekend senior year of high school.
So fricking stupid.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 8:33 am to cadillac7563
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This post was edited on 1/7/25 at 8:46 am
Posted on 4/1/24 at 8:45 am to OWLFAN86
Toiled paper rolled the Maryhill Spiritual Renewal center in Pineville before we left after a weekend as part of our Confirmation hours.
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