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re: Worst Christmas gift received ?

Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:22 pm to
Posted by YOURADHERE
Member since Dec 2006
8551 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:22 pm to
I once had an aunt give me a Kid Rock concert T shirt from when she went. On the front Kid Rock was dressed as Uncle Sam with "I want my dick in your mouth" enscribed on it. I was 11 at the time.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61812 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:31 pm to
Aunt by marriage???
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92362 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:32 pm to
I once watched my buddy get a wrapped box of cereal for Christmas from his grandma. We'd go grocery shopping and she wouldn't but ANYTHING unless she had a coupon for it. One time we were at Golden Corral and when we got up to leave, she slipped a fricking steak in her purse to take home.

This lady is NUTS.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108738 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:32 pm to
Chinese checkers...when I was 15. Aunt was insane by that point. Thought we were all 6 years old.
Posted by rpg37
Biloxi, MS
Member since Sep 2008
54974 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:33 pm to
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That actually sounds pretty awesome. You sound like an ungrateful arse. Just be happy the little shite thought enough of you to get you anything.


The question was worst gift. I am appreciative of all gifts and I made that point abundantly clear to her, but this is the least usable of anything I got.
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:36 pm to
My MIL gave me a golf bag telephone one year. One of those cheap novelty phones that poses as as golf bag on your desk and has a built in handset. I guess she thought since I play golf, then this would be the ultimate gift.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70472 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

a Science teacher and one of my students got me a clip on bow tie of the Periodic T



That actually sounds pretty awesome.


No shite. I am a chemist and I want one. Hope I get that instead of some gloves rated at 50 below. Since I live in Louisiana and all. just like the family member that gives that crap to me
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
4098 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:39 pm to
My uncle, who lives near Gainesville, gave me a Florida Gators hat one Christmas when I was a kid.

ETA: My other uncle in P'Cola gave me a Flora-Bama "Save the Bales" t-shirt when I was about 12, dad took it and hid it and I never saw it again.
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 10:47 pm
Posted by YOURADHERE
Member since Dec 2006
8551 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:52 pm to
My moms sister. My brother got a Kid Rock shirt from the same aunt actually. It had dllar bills, the silihoutte of a stripper and said "Support Single Moms" or something like that. He was 8.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 10:59 pm to
It isn't like your SO got you something that is completely against your interests. I would find a reason to wear that bow tie to class at least once before the school year is up.
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 11:00 pm
Posted by hobotiger
Asbury Park, NJ
Member since Nov 2007
5436 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:04 pm to
I was busted one Xmas opening presents early so the next year my father wrapped containers of grease (he worked for Shell on Jefferson highway), so grease would be my answer.

And to comment on a previous post, my mother in law used to buy small things throughout the year to give as gifts, as her dementia got worse she would forget she bought stuff. When we were packing up her house when she went to assisted living, we found boxes of things she bought to give as gifts; none of which made any sense, just stuff she bought
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76180 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:19 pm to
Scott's Lawn Fertilizer from a friend the first Christmas after my dad died.

I thought it was funny, Mrs. Füt was not amused.
Posted by motorbreath
New Orleans Saints fan
Member since Jun 2004
6381 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:48 pm to
My aunt gave me a shirt with a picture of a wolf on it like 10 years in a row.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106097 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:50 pm to
My uncle gave my sister a ventriloquists's dummy when she was about 10 years old. It wasn't a terrible gift, it was just kind of WTF?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106097 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:53 pm to
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My aunt gave me a shirt with a picture of a wolf on it like 10 years in a row.


That's a rad gift.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:53 pm to
I've got some signed les miles memorabilia.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116466 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:54 pm to
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It isn't like your SO


Solid assumption that he's messing around with his students, it seems so prevelent these days
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
5276 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:56 pm to
One of my mawmaws likes to give these random kits of shampoo, Cologne ,and deodorant type things that she gets from Walgreens. I rarely use any of it, maybe the deodorant for a trip or something.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 12:35 am to
Not exactly what I meant but good call.
Posted by VolInBavaria
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Dec 2015
4685 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 1:12 am to
Last year my grandma got me a yo-yo from the dollar store. I'm 20. Oh and she spelled my name wrong on the card she gave me
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