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re: Women who drive pickup trucks
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:18 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:18 pm to TheSlizzardKing
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I know a lot of you redneck baws probably get a hard on from these types of gals, but nothing screams “female douche” as much as this. It’s often the same girls who are “really into” watching sports. Discuss.
Sounds like your life is entirely wrapped up in simpleton perception
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:18 pm to TheSlizzardKing
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I know a lot of you redneck baws probably get a hard on from these types of gals, but nothing screams “female douche” as much as this. It’s often the same girls who are “really into” watching sports.
Pick up truck chicks are more tomboy but a little bit country.
A sister category is Harley chicks, the ones that ride their own motorcycle. They drink beer straight from the bottle and have a tough girl attitude. These chicks are rare in the field but are always down to ball. The ones I've met have all had serious issues.
They usually don't ride in a club but have a couple older men who act like guardians, they usually look like that Vietnam Vet who loves Texas Roadhouse. They hang around hoping to get some from the chicks but it ain't happening. They all seem to be cougars who decided to hit up a H-D dealership with their divorce money rather than head straight to Cadillac. They usually go for younger guys, early 30s. While rare in most cities I've lived, Daytona has a fair amount of 'em. They get so much attention at biker bars its unreal, its like instagram IRL. The 50 and 60 year old bikers just lose it over a 40 something divorcee on her own hog.
Kind of like Patty from The Jerk but not as freakish and better looking typically.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:19 pm to TheSlizzardKing
my wife drives a garbage truck.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:20 pm to Tester1216
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Yeah, I'm not parking that.
No women allowed
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:21 pm to TheSlizzardKing
My wife drives a cute little SUV, what does that scream about her?
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:22 pm to BBMcGee
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had an F250 as a daily driver. Why? So i could haul my horses, get feed, you know, thigs I couldn’t do with a car.
Why didn’t you just do what the rest of women do and drive your Land Rover to the stables for equestrian classes
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:22 pm to TheSlizzardKing
If you luck up and get one of these truck driving women in the sack, you better put a mouthpiece in and hang on.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:22 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:22 pm to Gaston
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My wife drives a cute little SUV, what does that scream about her?
Travel ball mom
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:23 pm to TheSlizzardKing
It only bothers me when they have that sticker "Silly boys, trucks are for GIRLS!"
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:23 pm to LSUintheNW
It’s perfect for travel ball, that’s fur sure.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:24 pm to LSUintheNW
And a big SUV?
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:25 pm to Tester1216
If you can ACTUALLY drive it then who gives a shite?
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:25 pm to Geauxboy
shhhhhhhit... you thought. 
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:26 pm to LSUintheNW
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If you can ACTUALLY drive it then who gives a shite?
It took a lot to get use to it. Like I would come into work early just so no one would see me try to park it.
I man handle it now!
This post was edited on 3/13/19 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:28 pm to ellishughtiger
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Why didn’t you just do what the rest of women do and drive your Land Rover to the stables for equestrian classes
b/c I'm of the poor class of equestrians that has to do it all myself and can't afford to pay for my horse to be groomed, tacked up and warmed up for me when I get there. I do all the dirty work.
I don't have a truck anymore though. I moved and we live close enough that the hauling fee for shows is only $25. But I still do all the dirty work and fill my Escape to the brim with all my trunks, saddle, boots, etc for shows.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:30 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Honestly, if you ever I a woman driving a truck and backing a boat down a ramp, I'd marry her instantly regardless of any other factors.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:32 pm to BBMcGee
This post was edited on 3/13/19 at 2:34 pm
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:32 pm to Aubie Spr96
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Honestly, if you ever I a woman driving a truck and backing a boat down a ramp, I'd marry her instantly regardless of any other factors.
I'm still waiting to see one of these do it well under pressure.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:36 pm to Aubie Spr96
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Honestly, if you ever I a woman driving a truck and backing a boat down a ramp, I'd marry her instantly regardless of any other factors
Particularly if it's her boat
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