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re: Women, how to be beautiful

Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:45 pm to
But on Wednesdays she should wear pink...
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 10:49 pm to
I agree with the hair. Even women who look good with short hair look better with long hair.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20232 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 4:34 am to
I have a feeling some angry ladies read that
Posted by MiDixon Yermouth
Member since Sep 2018
295 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 5:33 am to
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How come ‘bleach butthole’ didn’t make the list??
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Nah man, once bleached it's no longer a butthole. This is one procedure that has to be stopped...it's not like it gets rid of the smell or anything... It is only that small variation of color where the regular skin ends and the butthole skin begins that indicates: "butthole". Bleach that, and you just have skin and a hole... a nondescript, undistinguished hole... ..no indication of any sexual difference than that of a wound, navel, nostril, or the crease behind a knee for that matter.

Now ladies, if the pinwheel has darkened to the point the center passage is now undetectable, a little lightening could possibly be a beauty enhancement... but the pinwheel needs to be several shades darker than surrounding skin in order to set off an attractive contrast to give your best look.
Posted by Hot Carl
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Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 3/4/19 at 6:47 am to
Y’all and the OP are mixing up the words “attractive” and “beautiful.” Lots of things can make a woman attractive, and it’s different things for different women and different things for those that they may or may not be attracting.

However, there is only 1 rule on how to be “beautiful”:

1) Have good genes
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31587 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 6:49 am to
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Guarantee you what you think is a woman with no makeup on...is actually a woman that has mastered make up to make it look like she is that naturally pretty.


Nah I know what no makeup looks like. Society needs to get comfortable with what a real woman looks like, not a maekuped, airbrushes, silicone stuffed and Botox injected one does.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44788 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 7:52 am to
quote:

Able to cook
Long hair
Feminine
Graceful
Be able to keep a house
Good with kids
Eager to please your man

But most importantly love your man.

A homely girl who will be true and take care of you and give you a home you want to be in is worth more than a frigid supermodel who will cheat



This is true.
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