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re: Women come up with the dumbest stuff i swear

Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by NoHoTiger
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:23 pm to
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Imagine a chick telling Brad Pitt "naa don't wanna be a slut on the first date, you're too big of a catch"

Pick someone else. That dude banged hookers for years. No telling what crawled up his dick and died.
Posted by NoHoTiger
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:25 pm to
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exactly the reason i'm not in to it for something serious.

I'm assuming you've told her all this. "Hey I'm leaving the country, don't give two shits about you, let's frick?"

It could be her part of the war effort.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:26 pm to
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She’s not into you


This 1000%

By her not letting you hit it while at the same time admitting that she (used to be) is a slut, she is testing you. She wants to know if you are a man or not. You have 2 options.

1. tell her you don't play games then get up and walk out. Don't let pull the crying whining game on you. If you do this within 3-7 days she will throw that puss on you with no effort on your part.

2. keep going down the path your on and you might eventually hit it, but some other guy will be hitting it also while you pay for dinners and movies such. The nights where you wine and dine her and she doesn't give up the poon. Ole boy will be visiting 15 minutes after you leave and wrecking that shite.

Your choice buddy.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:26 pm to
He really does like her. He wouldn’t be posting about it if he didn’t.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:30 pm to
What's up NoHo? How are you and the evil one doing?
Posted by georgia
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:30 pm to
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exactly the reason i'm not in to it for something serious.


Then leave her alone. You’re not dating her, you’re trying to get laid, and she wants more, move on. Make a booty call.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:34 pm to
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she wants more, move on.


Disagree, a woman doesn't just tell a guy oh by the way I used to be a slut without a motive. If she really used to be a slut and has changed the last thing she would want this she is talking to to know is that she used to be a slut.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
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Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:35 pm to
more than anything, when you take a step back from it and look this is what it says


she sees you as a Tier B option. That doesn't meana nything is wrong with you but that is what she sees you as.


Let me put it another way. She isn't afraid of another woman coming along and fricking you / she isn't afraid of losing you. She doesn't see traits in you that she thinks make women want to frick you.



No woman on earth woulld ever admit to thinking like that but it's the truth. And one thing women are bad, really bad about, is thinkingg that if they see you one way, everyone else will see you that way.


a woman will frick to keep her man.
This post was edited on 10/3/17 at 1:36 pm
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:36 pm to
Amen
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:36 pm to
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What's up NoHo?

Not a damn thing. What's up with you?
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:39 pm to
I think I'm in the wrong thread, looks like a LLotOT thread. Yall talking makeup now?
Posted by NoHoTiger
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Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:43 pm to
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Yall talking makeup now?

Not yet. Just resiging to our fate. If we sleep with you too soon, we're sluts and you dump us. If we wait more than a couple of weeks, we're prudes and you dump us. Dating is so confusing.
Posted by CoachDon
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:44 pm to
Smash and Dash.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

"no....i like you so you have to wait" This was after she said she used to be a slut.



quote:

She's blown me a couple times


She's seen your dick and is not impressed.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:49 pm to
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If we sleep with you too soon, we're sluts and you dump us.


= door #1. Take this one!
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:52 pm to
Hey count! Finally out of white collar prison?

I don’t think women my age can be considered sluts anymore. The blush is off the rose, so to speak, so we can’t really feign innocence. Might as well live it up!
This post was edited on 10/3/17 at 1:53 pm
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:53 pm to
So true, NoHo.

Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:54 pm to
I’m the Blanche in our group. Which one of you is Dorothy & Rose?
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:55 pm to
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I’m the Blanche in our group. Which one of you is Dorothy & Rose?

I'd like to say Dorothy, but probably more Sophia.
This post was edited on 10/3/17 at 1:56 pm
Posted by Count Chocula
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:56 pm to
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Evil Little Thing
How you been, still evil? Good to see you and other LLotOT still around. yep, they put me in white collar prison for a damn long time!
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