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re: Women and their shoes are no laughing matter

Posted on 9/29/19 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by Bigbee Hills
Member since Feb 2019
1531 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 2:44 pm to
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Cause you technically aren't wearing them in public...just in the privacy of your own home.


Hah! I can smell a fake Crocessueur from a mile away. You're a novice- a Croccoward.

(FYI: That means, "a cowardly Croc owner.")

I'm on a Sunday morning coming down: chillin', readin'...Croc'in.

(FYI: If the house is-a-Croc'in, don't come-a-knockin'.)

But I had to make a gas station run. Camo crocs: deployed. Solid recon of the LZ showed that no model citizens were in sight, so I set her on down real nice-like. But I had to chit-and-git, I had to tote the mail, I had to lock in the hubs.

4WD: engaged.

(FYI: Non-Crocessueurs/novices call this as "using the heel straps.")

Don't you see what I've done?

Oh...no, wait, you don't see- you can't see- because they're camouflage.

Nobody can see them,

except for snipers.

(Of which I am.)

That's why you recon, silly.

That's why you'll never live like you were dying.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 2:49 pm to
I have never and will never own a pair of Crocs


Refused to buy them even when they were trendy for nurses to wear like 10 years ago(most nurses don't wear them anymore because they realized how bad they are for their feet)
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1550 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 2:54 pm to
I chuckled.
Posted by ScoobyDont
Member since Sep 2016
816 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 3:12 pm to
What do high heels and pit bulls have in common? If you own one of those dogs, or strap those torture devices to your feet, you're an idiot.
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1550 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 4:06 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/23/21 at 3:27 pm
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55381 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 4:19 pm to
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What do high heels and pit bulls have in common?
men notice high heels and women notice cute dogs
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7203 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 4:26 pm to
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quote:
Crocs make excellent house shoes


I'll allow it

Cause you technically aren't wearing them in public...just in the privacy of your own home.



That's all I wear as house shoes...and if you're doing some work around the house they will hold up for that too. Plus you can use the hose or pressure wash with them. I will wear mine to the store just down the road, frick changing my shoes to go briefly into public.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 4:49 pm to
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Not sure why women think high heels add so much visual appeal.

High heels always make your legs look better and that’s a simple fact.
Posted by Uncle Don
The Big House
Member since Jul 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 5:00 pm to
See how heels make his calves look more defined!
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 5:04 pm to
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But there is nothing hotter than a pretty, clean foot in a high heel
why you show a borderline chubby midget girl in shitty shoes? Doesn´t really solidify your postulate.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56172 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 5:13 pm to
I like those shoes very much.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
43506 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 5:15 pm to
Women and shoes addiction = recipe for divorce
Posted by ScoobyDont
Member since Sep 2016
816 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 5:45 pm to
Yes, it is a fact. Also, wearing them are torture. Also, a fact.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56172 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 6:44 pm to
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Women and shoes addiction = recipe for divorce


Young women in the USA buy tons of shoes and then leave them all over the house. That's what they do best.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 6:48 pm to
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Also, wearing them are torture. Also, a fact.


Yeah as I get older I don't wear heels as much as I used to.


Only when absolutely necessary. Wedge sandals also help your legs look amazing and are not as much torture as regular heels.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

High heels always make your legs look better


So do squats
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 6:54 pm to
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See how heels make his calves look more defined!


That;s why they are called pumps I'm told.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53652 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 7:03 pm to
Saw big Luke on the STM sideline.

Gotta give him props for quitting social media cold turkey
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53652 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

Women and shoes addiction = recipe for divorce


I have 80 pair
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