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re: Woman swallowed by python

Posted on 4/19/21 at 3:43 pm to
Posted by TwoFace
Member since Mar 2018
1114 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 3:43 pm to
I expected her name to be Ramona.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89518 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 3:45 pm to
You miss a single little word in that, and the entire interpretation changes.




Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
1862 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

I expected her name to be Ramona.


Did she look like Tempest Storm?
Posted by Tigear
Scotland
Member since Sep 2019
782 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 4:14 pm to
So, a python has the acidic digestive system to breakdown human clothes? that's wild.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Woman swallowed by python



Thanks for the friendly reminder that I'm often confounded by the fact that there are really people out there that likes to keep snakes as pets.

They are degenerate freaks.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

So, a python has the acidic digestive system to breakdown human clothes?


if you want to see what a little water can do google "the Grand Canyon"
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65082 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 4:40 pm to
Sanctus, baby bird.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51577 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

figured she would look more digested than she does.


It can take weeks for large meals
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29078 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 4:57 pm to
Still no Mateo
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13396 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Most adult Americans are too fricking fat to be swallowed by a snake.


You can bet that gal probably didn't weigh 100 lbs.

Very valid point. I bet she was 4'10" 90 lbs.

Florida man and woman too thicc for that snake.
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
4617 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

The villagers killed the snake, cut it open and found Wa inside intact.


This was on an old Bugs Bunny cartoon before they started censoring all the great violent scenes.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39273 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 5:16 pm to
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How do you accidentally get close enough to a snake that large to allow it to swallow you?

It happens when you are not a pampered American who doesn’t have to go to war with nature every day in order to eat.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12418 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 6:06 pm to
Does this mean pussy is no longer undefeated?
Posted by CajunTiger92
Member since Dec 2007
2821 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 9:01 pm to
I imagine that snake was feeling pretty satisfied with himself for a little while after bagging the big meal.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65667 posts
Posted on 4/19/21 at 9:13 pm to
Connie Booth got £12 million out of one-

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