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re: Woman Mistakes Dynamite Stick For Candle In Power Outage, Suffers ‘Extreme’ Injuries

Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:45 pm to
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22344 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:45 pm to
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‘Extreme’ Injuries by tigerinthebueche


All my experience with dynamite says she looks like this right now.

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Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64656 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:51 pm to
No words for this one except why did the previous residents have dynamite? And why did they leave it behind without saying a word?
Posted by LSUdude247
Member since Oct 2014
7990 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:55 pm to
This isn't even the first time this has happened in the past month. I saw a GoFundMe for a guy that did the same thing, blew half his hand off when trying to light a candle and turns out it was a M80 firecracker. Who the frick leaves that type of shite lying around?

They have a NSFW picture of the injury that happened to the guy in the GoFundMe below.
GoFundMe Link

This post was edited on 9/7/18 at 6:55 pm
Posted by Count Chocula
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Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:56 pm to
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What kind of Wile E. Coyote Acme bullshite is this?
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
25155 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 4:47 pm to
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Who the frick has dynamite laying around?



My thoughts - you stole them right out of my head!
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 4:52 pm to
This is better than a “guess what this guy had in his rectum at the ER threads.”
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 4:56 pm to
Dammit, I told them to move the dynamite to a different drawer than the candles. Store them together, and you're just asking for trouble!
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47701 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 5:09 pm to
Was this news broken on the TNT network?
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6619 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 5:15 pm to
Wile E. Coyote: Super Genius.
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
3257 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 5:29 pm to
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Who the frick has dynamite laying around?



Probably nobody. Doubtful it was real dynamite... especially one with a blasting cap and fuse in it. Probably was an M80 type firecracker often referred to as "1/4 stick of dynamite" which is an old redneck tale. No firecracker is anywhere close to the explosive power of dynamite.
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
3257 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 5:31 pm to
See... those pictures right there. bullshite.

If that was real dynamite that person would have been blown into a pink mist.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Member since Jan 2011
26533 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 5:51 pm to
How did this woman not watch Bugs Bunny as a kid?
Posted by MMauler
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Member since Jun 2013
24747 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 5:54 pm to


The box should have been the giveaway.
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