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Woman Inserts Spring Into Vagina Thinking It Works As Birth Control
Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:30 am
Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:30 am
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Me Chinese, me play joke...
Me Chinese, me play joke...
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A woman inserted a metal spring into her vagina thinking it would work as birth control, leaving it inside her body for approximately six months.
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Fortunately, the 31-year-old suffered no tissue damage or infections, and she was discharged from hospital shortly afterwards. It’s not known whether the mum-of-three continued with the abortion.
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:32 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:32 am to deathvalleyfreak43
well, did it work?
Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:32 am to deathvalleyfreak43
I would think her face would be birth control enough...
Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:34 am to deathvalleyfreak43
This is a case of coiltus interruptus
This post was edited on 9/13/19 at 10:35 am
Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:35 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Imagine if she had a child
Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:36 am to danfraz
Father found
Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:37 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Imagine being the first person to see those X-ray films 
Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:38 am to deathvalleyfreak43
at least she turned it the "right" way
Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:43 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Ok we're all making fun of the woman.
What about the tiny dick guy who couldn't even jostle it around inside her (thankfully).
This is Asian stereotype gold.
What about the tiny dick guy who couldn't even jostle it around inside her (thankfully).
This is Asian stereotype gold.
Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:45 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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Me Chinese, me know thing...
Me Bounce sperm out with a spring
This post was edited on 9/13/19 at 10:46 am
Posted on 9/13/19 at 10:51 am to deathvalleyfreak43
I wouldn’t have expected that level of logic from an Asian.
Posted on 9/13/19 at 11:26 am to Slingin Pickle
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I would think her face would be birth control enough...
You might, most Chinese men wouldn't. Female infanticide in China has skewed the male female balance, China's ratio of marriage-age men to women stands at almost 3 to 1.
Posted on 9/13/19 at 11:29 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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not known whether the mum-of-three continued with the abortion.
So she didn’t want anymore off-spring?
Posted on 9/13/19 at 11:31 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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Woman Inserts Spring Into Vagina Thinking It Works As Birth Control
Posted on 9/13/19 at 11:32 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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metal spring into her vagina thinking it would work as birth control
Seems effective - no way I’m sticking my dick into that.
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