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Woman has twins. Each one has a different father.

Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:10 pm
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3948 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:10 pm
When



goes wrong.

LINK
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:11 pm to
admitting she was having an affair when she conceived

“I have twins, but they're by different fathers,”

her parents must be so proud.

“Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I'm very shocked,” Miss Washington said.

shocked, i tell ya!
This post was edited on 3/9/16 at 2:13 pm
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

her parents must be so proud.


Doubtful she knows both, mate.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53973 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Miss Washington
" I have twins, but they're by different fathers,” Miss Washington told Fox News. "




Not be confused with Miss Washington



This post was edited on 3/9/16 at 2:19 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:14 pm to
they should go on Maury...you are the father and the other guy would celebrate then be told you are the father also
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:15 pm to
It's kind of weird that the article starts off about a chick in Vietnam and then turns into an article about Ms. Washington.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19510 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:23 pm to
Cum dumpster
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34775 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

I'm very shocked,” Miss Washington said.


Whatever....!

Evidently, Baby 1 daddy's boys didn't want to have anything to do with baby 2's egg....


Side Note...: The woman in the file photo is the wrong color...
This post was edited on 3/9/16 at 2:37 pm
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:28 pm to
Haven't clicked the link, but I'm going to put stereotyping to good use and go with Ms Washington being a ghetto, fat black woman.

Edit: and naturally, I'm right
This post was edited on 3/9/16 at 2:29 pm
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25240 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

An 'extremely rare' case of twins born with different fathers has been reported in Vietnam after a DNA test was ordered.

The bi-parental twins were taken for testing because of stark differences in their appearances


Yeah, I'm calling bullshite on this part.
Posted by lsursb
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
12368 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:34 pm to
She found 2 men willing to sleep with her? Damn.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71744 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:35 pm to
WHORE
Posted by Tdot_RiverDawg
Member since May 2015
1731 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:38 pm to

Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48877 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

"Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me."


Easy way to not let this happen: Don't be a fricking whore.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

The twins were taken for DNA testing due to their ‘strikingly different’ appearances, it has been reported


They all look alike to me.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44412 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 6:20 pm to
quote:


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Woman has twins. Each one has a different father. by Topwater Trout
they should go on Maury...you are the father and the other guy would celebrate then be told you are the father also



You get a father. And you get a father.

Hell, errybody gettin a father.
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 6:21 pm to
A case of DP gone wrong.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40340 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 6:34 pm to
Miss ol Wiki.


I guess he's living under an overpass due to bitcoin cratering.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110682 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

You get a father. And you get a father.

Hell, errybody gettin a father.


I somehow doubt either of these kids will be getting a father.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26328 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 6:54 pm to
Nice. Two checks a month!
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