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re: Woman gets swallowed whole by python
Posted on 6/8/24 at 5:26 pm to thumperpait
Posted on 6/8/24 at 5:26 pm to thumperpait
You didn’t keep it in a cage?
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Posted on 6/8/24 at 5:52 pm to AMac
Pretty sure they strangle you and kill you before eating you, so not exactly "eaten alive" like they claim. Unless I am mistaken.
Posted on 6/8/24 at 5:58 pm to SwampGar
Exactly…
Posted on 6/8/24 at 5:59 pm to Big Gorilla
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Miss Alabama would be a real struggle
Even that 23 ft python mentioned in this thread would be up in the tree saying "dat's a big ole bitch" I am going let that slide.
Posted on 6/8/24 at 6:01 pm to LSURussian
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The python was heard to say, "Needs garlic..."
More likely, he said, "Tastes like fish."
Posted on 6/8/24 at 6:02 pm to beachdude
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Don’t bet the ranch on that. There were two found in the Columbia Canal and some local lake this past March.
Obviously there are rare exceptions but nothing like the LA baws have to look out for. I saw a gator in the Cape Fear river in Wilmington this year.
Posted on 6/8/24 at 6:15 pm to SquatchDawg
One of the first few questions I am going to ask God when I get to heaven is “giant snakes. Why?”
Posted on 6/8/24 at 6:20 pm to AMac
And y’all think it’s terrible to be a fatty…
Posted on 6/8/24 at 6:53 pm to AMac
I just had a woman swallow my python
Posted on 6/8/24 at 7:24 pm to AMac
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swallowed whole
Duh.
Ever heard of a snake only eating a portion of a prey?
Posted on 6/8/24 at 7:31 pm to Koach K
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None of the fatties in this country have anything to worry about.
That would be a horrible death.
Posted on 6/8/24 at 8:08 pm to RobbBobb
Impressive.
Posted on 6/8/24 at 8:24 pm to SquatchDawg
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Right outside of Columbia SC
Isn't the huge Congaree Swamp fairly close to Columbia? I'm pretty sure there would be gators there.
Posted on 6/8/24 at 9:22 pm to AMac
Primitive tribesman take the shittiest videos!
Posted on 6/8/24 at 10:01 pm to danilo
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I just had a woman swallow my python
Posted on 6/8/24 at 10:33 pm to AMac
Nature is amazing and proves animals are top predator. No matter how man thinks (s)he is. I find it interesting they just find pythons with bodies inside on what seems like a regular occurrence.
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:38 am to Python
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Mind your own business.
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by Python
I love when you pop into these threads
Posted on 6/9/24 at 7:36 am to AMac
That's why Pythons are not native to the US. No way a python can swallow the fat azzes in this country.
Posted on 6/9/24 at 7:46 am to AMac
Posted on 6/9/24 at 9:11 am to AMac
Absolute nightmare fuel.
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