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re: Woman finds Dead Husband's Depraved Secret, eats his ashes

Posted on 10/6/24 at 3:23 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157344 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 3:23 pm to
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But Jessica only made it as far as typing 'Ho' when the search window auto-filled with the words: 'Houston escorts'
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77205 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 3:25 pm to
I don’t think people realize how often they are surrounded by straight up fricking psychos like this chick in their everyday life.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35925 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 3:29 pm to
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There was yet more humiliation in store. When Jessica traveled to Denver to clear out Sean's bachelor apartment, she found a hard drive.


They throw this bit of info out there rather nonchalantly.

I’m trying to imagine my wife’s reaction to me setting up a bachelors apartment in a different city.



Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14232 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 3:37 pm to
His wife provided him with the biggest kink of all. Swallowing him whole.
Posted by BayouBaw84
Member since Oct 2016
3317 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 3:53 pm to
I’m sure it’s her anger realizing she wasn’t so lucky that he didn’t want to bang her all the time.

Should be a wake up call to women out there. It’s 2024 if you ain’t all in with being a wife cooking, cleaning, or sex they all can be bought. Probably cheaper too.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
24001 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 4:00 pm to
Depraved?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64356 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 4:20 pm to
Fake story to scare women from marriage.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55978 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 4:58 pm to
She stopped swallowing and wouldn't do but stuff
Posted by PrescriptionPig
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2013
661 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 5:03 pm to
Hopefully he tore her arse up one last time.
Posted by RedmanChew
Member since Jun 2024
447 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 5:14 pm to
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only made it as far as typing 'Ho' when the search window auto-filled with the words: 'Houston escorts'.


wow what a shitty husband

he didnt even use private browsing?
Posted by NOLATiger163
Insane State of NOLA
Member since Aug 2018
621 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 5:15 pm to
We can talk about how much is cause and how much is effect, but (from your linked DM article):
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Sean took a job as a manager at a company in Denver, Colorado, staying in his bachelor pad there for three weeks at a time while Jessica maintained the family home in Calgary.

That and a happy traditional-type marriage don't seem very compatible to me. To what extent did he take the job in Denver to get away from an unhappy / dysfunctional marriage, versus to what extent did being away from his wife and kid the large majority of the time destroy his marriage / family? My guess is it's mostly the former, but probably some of both.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43755 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 5:34 pm to
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She would come to describe it as the 'Matrix of Porn'.

Do you think she'd share this? It would save me a lot of time.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
65787 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 5:40 pm to
So this dude knew she was like a cat, no loyalty, just ready to eat you if you die….hmmmm, now I kind of understand him….
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33635 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 5:46 pm to
This is one of those BS Facebook stories…

And I’d she ate his ashes, she basically ate the ashes of his bones, all the other soft tissues are basically liquified and evaporated.
This post was edited on 10/6/24 at 5:52 pm
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 6:58 pm to
None of this happened.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11315 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 7:09 pm to
Technically she does eat arse…



And head, legs…
Posted by MidWestGuy
Illinois
Member since Nov 2018
2002 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 7:24 pm to
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he didnt even use private browsing?


That's why I think this story is fake. Heck, this is what private browsing was invented for, am I right?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74846 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 7:27 pm to
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Thats a face made for Clown School.
This post was edited on 10/6/24 at 7:28 pm
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
9477 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 7:30 pm to
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he had created countless electronic folders filled with hundreds of hours-worth of pornography, all painstakingly labelled and categorized by age, race and source.


Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1971 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 7:31 pm to
As an adult I view porn and fapping as a task. Get it done...be ashamed....feel better.

This guy sounds like someone stuck pre 2000. Back when you had to have a stash of porn.
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