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Woman claims she is in a ‘Sexual Relationship’ with Bigfoot

Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:53 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56334 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:53 pm
I can't tell if this is a joke site or just a site for weird news. Strangely, I kind of hope it's true.
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Nancy Hoggert told Big Foot Tracker that she and the infamous bigfoot have been in a sexual relationship since 2008 and are “trying to start a family.” She claims that Bigfoot lives in Mason County, Washington and that she first encountered the beast while tending to her “marijuana grow.”
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“That’s when I looked down and noticed he had a huge erection between his legs. I hadn’t gotten any in a while and well, from there, it somehow turned into an adult movie. I don’t know if he started it or I did. He did me from behind, which felt great.”
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“He brings me flowers and mushrooms.
Case solved.

LINK
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52790 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:54 pm to
Big Foot is a hairy alpha beast.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:54 pm to
Bigfoot...or homeless black guy...

Either way, glad she's happy.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19422 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:54 pm to
shes a liar . bigfoot is banging a tranny now

Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17818 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:55 pm to
I told her arse to keep a lid on it!
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:56 pm to
She loves the bbc
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:57 pm to
Paging the OB.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:58 pm to
I have a cousin that swears up and down that every time he goes in the woods behind his property they come out to see him. He's sent me pics and I have to admit there is something there. I just can't tell what though.
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:59 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:03 pm to

Snatchsquatch would be good and lucrative porn.
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6452 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:05 pm to
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

I can't tell if this is a joke site or just a site for weird news


It is www.moron.com - literally. What do you think?
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31635 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:12 pm to
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shes a liar . bigfoot is banging a tranny now


They broke up, it is.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:15 pm to
she's high on weed imo
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:16 pm to
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He's sent me pics and I have to admit there is something there.

Ummmmm......Pics?
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:17 pm to
Well there's always that...geez.
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:17 pm to
I pucked her in the gina I did
Posted by 9th Green At 9
From where they make gumbo at
Member since Jul 2015
2928 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:17 pm to
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mushrooms.
I bet she does get the ole Mushroom head
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68305 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

He's sent me pics and I have to admit there is something there. I just can't tell what though.





The problem with Bigfoot is that he is blurry
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:23 pm to
WYHI?

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