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Wiping etiquette: How many sheets of TP do you use to wipe?

Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:03 pm
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11347 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:03 pm
Just curious as to what is the point of the small single sheets that are about 3 inches long and 3 inches wide? Have to use a minimum of 5 to 6

ETA: I meant 5 to 6 sheets per wipe. So we’re talking about 45-60 per
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 10:15 pm
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
3054 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:04 pm to
A lot!
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35973 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:04 pm to
As many as are needed.


I also use wipes as often as possible. Same answer.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21082 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:04 pm to
3 sheets each wipe. About three wipes when I’ve been eating healthy. 5-6 when not. 10+ when I’ve been drinking.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80828 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:04 pm to
There ain't no right way but there are a lot of wrong ways to wipe your arse.
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8611 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:04 pm to
Two squares per wipe. Three wipes if normal. Adjust up as needed.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132661 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:04 pm to
Start with a nice wad to see what im working with and adjust as needed.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:05 pm to
Most of my shits take half a roll.
Posted by drake20
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13156 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:05 pm to
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:05 pm to
As many as it takes. Not the kind of thing youd want to put a hard cap on
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:06 pm to
More than 5 or 6
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

How many sheets of TP do you use to wipe?


However many it takes to keep my finger from poking through.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91669 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:07 pm to
You use as many as it takes.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:07 pm to
As many as it takes
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:07 pm to
I normally use a damp hand towel. It gets the job done way better than TP and also doesn't leave any paper chunks stuck to my arse.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
19239 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:08 pm to
I use a bidet unlike you barbarians.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

Start with a nice wad to see what im working with and adjust as needed.


Oh christ, you're a wad wiper? You don't fold? Do you also bite your toenails?

fricking savage.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

I normally use a damp hand towel. It gets the job done way better than TP and also doesn't leave any paper chunks stuck to my arse.





Shave your arse.
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
The Sticks
Member since Jun 2015
9925 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:09 pm to
7 sheets average, 3 wipes, more if necessary, but never less. This is the way.
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:10 pm to
I have diarrhea every time I go to the bathroom so usually about half a roll
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