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re: Wiping etiquette: How many sheets of TP do you use to wipe?
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:10 pm to WaydownSouth
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:10 pm to WaydownSouth
Ah yes, the timely arrival of the poster that is interested in others habits involving defecation. Has it been less than a month since some nasty vermin has posted about this disgusting subject??
No one cares about your bunghole, oaf.
No one cares about your bunghole, oaf.
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Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:11 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Oh christ, you're a wad wiper? You don't fold?
I fold. Usually several squares doubled over for the quadruple ply effect. I use a shite load of tp on average.
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:13 pm to WaydownSouth
Enough to cover my hands so I don't get crap on them and have to wash them.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:13 pm to WaydownSouth
Second page and no 350. You're slipping OT.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:21 pm to Flashback
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No one cares about your bunghole, oaf.
Look, I'm not saying I care about his bunghole so much but it is nice from time to time to have a general discussion about bunghole care.
Me for instance? Well I keep such an impeccably clean balloon knot that I've developed this chronic itchy a-hole problem and this happened because I so often wash away the fecal oils that keep your a-hole moist and lubricated.
Now you might be asking yourself, "why does Pandy keep such a spotless a-hole"? Well, I'll answer that for you. I keep an a-hole you can eat out of because, well...The gal from time to time provides oral pleasures in that general area and I never quite know when she'll be in the mood to gift me with such favors. So therefore I have to be prepared at all times. The consequence of such preparation however is a dry and itchy a-hole.
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:26 pm to LegendInMyMind
If you need more than 3-4 sheets per wipe than your cheap arse needs to buy better quality TP.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:34 pm to WaydownSouth
If you actually keep a count of sheet usage during a deuce droppage, you're weird and might be in need professional help.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:40 pm to WaydownSouth
3 sheets folded is not enough. 4 is perfect
If last roll in the house I flip over and get 2 wipes per
If last roll in the house I flip over and get 2 wipes per
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:59 pm to WaydownSouth
Around 8 wipes with 5 sheets, then 8 double wipes with Charmin flushable wet wipes. Then repeat an hour or two later for the second round.
IBS is a bitch.
IBS is a bitch.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 11:04 pm to WaydownSouth
How many sheets? One more than I need.
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