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re: "Wine. Immediately." The depressing reason so many women drink.

Posted on 9/4/17 at 3:38 pm to
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78045 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 3:38 pm to
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Caesar drank wine. Churchill drank wine. History is full of winos who conquered the shite out of things.
Exactly.

Alexander the Great probably went through 10 bladders of wine and whores every night.
This post was edited on 9/4/17 at 3:39 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 3:39 pm to
I know prohibition spawned the cocktail trend because the bootleg booze was so awful that they had to find ways to mask it.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 3:39 pm to
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Alexander the Great probably went through 10 bladders of wine and whores every night.



Pretty sure he plowed his way through a bunch of dudes too
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 3:40 pm to
Vox may be the worst website out there.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78045 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 3:40 pm to
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Pretty sure he plowed his way through a bunch of dudes too

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 3:47 pm to
I think if you conquer most of the known world you kind of get a pass on being a poofter.

Pretty sure he was a top. I don't see him being a little mincing queen.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 3:49 pm to


Good for scruffy
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 3:51 pm to
Idiots. Their grandmothers had it figured out.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8531 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 3:55 pm to
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if you're a dude who drinks wine you're basically a homo


Did you ever become self-aware that you're a moron? Or is it kind of like being crazy in the sense that crazy people don't think they're crazy? Do you ever find yourself at a loss for words when trying to figure out simple mechanisms like zippers or door knobs and just think "holy shite, I'm an idiot." ?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42936 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 4:01 pm to
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that chick isn't married and if she was, it wouldn't be to a plumber


Speaking about angry women in general
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 4:05 pm to
What a horrible and whiny article
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 4:16 pm to
I just can't fathom why men volunteer themselves to be henpecked nowadays. There's too many options.

Even the ones who proclaim to be feminists and have these types of "boyfriends" still like to get grudgefricked in the supply closet by some rogue.

As much as they claim to hate it, getting catcalled and ogled makes them feel valuable. If no one noticed them they'd be all butthurt that no one wanted them.

Same reason that women will post an attractive picture on FB or Instagram and talk about how ugly they are. They thrive on the thirst but at the end of the day they want someone to make them feel vulnerable. Not some limpwristed pantywaist who's worried about "mansplaining".
Posted by Kige Ramsey
1996,1998,2012.
Member since Jul 2007
44439 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 4:44 pm to
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And now I want a glass of wine.


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76192 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

walk home past a drunk who invites you to suck his cock



Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73838 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 4:52 pm to
Thank God I found one of the, apparently, last victimless women out there.

Prayers to the new generation of young men.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 4:57 pm to
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Did you ever become self-aware that you're a moron? Or is it kind of like being crazy in the sense that crazy people don't think they're crazy? Do you ever find yourself at a loss for words when trying to figure out simple mechanisms like zippers or door knobs and just think "holy shite, I'm an idiot." ?
you know where to meet
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 4:58 pm to
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She must throw around the best pussy on earth if you're still hanging around. Sounds like you hate her.


because she's good for me. and i love her. she's a good mother and cares about me and when i'm with her i'm not out drugging and whoring. she's kinda funny, she loves football and accecpts me for who i am for better or for worse. and makes great homemade biscuits
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33959 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 5:06 pm to
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work 10 hours for your rightful 77 percent of a salary


They need to go into sales. Lots of women made big dollars at my old advertising job. Top person in the whole company was a woman in our Houston office for six or seven years.
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6033 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 5:13 pm to
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walk home past a drunk who invites you to suck his cock,


Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 5:24 pm to
"only drink to be happier."
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