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William Howard Taft WOAT

Posted on 9/23/18 at 8:24 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155621 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 8:24 pm
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William Taft — also known as "Big Bill" — was the largest president in American history. He once got himself wedged into the White House bathtub and had to call his advisers for help getting out.


Lol fatty. Probably around the time America became fat af
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6005 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 8:31 pm to
Taft served on the SCOTUS after his presidency. Can you imagine his interview today?

"I see you were once wedged in a White House bath tub for several hours and had to have your staff get your fat, naked body out. How do you explain yourself?"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124229 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

"I see you were once wedged in a White House bath tub for several hours and had to have your staff get your fat, naked body out. How do you explain yourself?"



“Well, the staff had to help me get my fat, naked body out of your mom too!”
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Taft served on the SCOTUS after his presidency. Can you imagine his interview today?

He was a Republican so he’d be accused of rape.
This post was edited on 9/23/18 at 8:39 pm
Posted by vodka
Member since Sep 2018
1843 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 8:39 pm to
Was teddy Roosevelt's hand picked successor. Wanted to bemembered as a supreme Court Justice not a president
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60153 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 8:43 pm to
Millard Fillmore
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

Probably around the time America became fat af


Have you seen your current president, baw? He ain't exactly pushing away from the table when dinner is served.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 8:52 pm to
We got fat well after WWII.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155621 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:01 pm to
Look like he’s been to da jubilee buffet at da silver slippa
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141137 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:02 pm to
being President of the United States, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, & first Provincial Governor of Cuba doesn't leave you as a lot of time to cook a healthy meal
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18519 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:03 pm to
We had a project at work a few years back code named Bill Taft’s Fat Tub, or BTFT for short. GOAT project name IMO
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6717 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:08 pm to
I think he went to the Baird School ..hooahhh.

Take a flamethrower to this place!!!!
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42435 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:12 pm to
He was still President of the United States and after that was Chief Justice of the United States. I can confidently say that he accomplished more during his lifetime than most people have or will during their lifetime.

Also, your post implies that this is the first time you've heard the stuck in bathtub story about him. I thought everyone learned that in elementary school?
This post was edited on 9/23/18 at 9:15 pm
Posted by bobbyleewilliams
Tigertown
Member since Feb 2010
8267 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:14 pm to
What a weird thread.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155621 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:15 pm to
Woah...is there a problem here?
Posted by bobbyleewilliams
Tigertown
Member since Feb 2010
8267 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

Woah...is there a problem here?

Not that I know of.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66940 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:24 pm to
Today, he could be a plus size model and make a real difference with makeup and clothing lines.
This post was edited on 9/23/18 at 9:25 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:27 pm to
Was a member of Skull and Bones
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34476 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:28 pm to
He also popularized the 7th inning stretch.

LINK
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155621 posts
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:30 pm to
Yale
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