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Will Ole Saint Nick follow CDC guidelines?

Posted on 12/20/20 at 3:58 pm
Posted by PhilnDaBlank
Member since Jun 2019
39 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 3:58 pm
He'll be a super spreader if he doesn't.
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13615 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 4:01 pm to
Friend,

I am tearful to report that we have closed our chimneys and put out signs telling Santa to skip our house this year. We are not even putting out cookies. Next year, though, we will more than make up for it.

Yours,
TulaneLSU
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104353 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 4:06 pm to
Dr Fauci flew up to the North Pole and vaccinated him. All good.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24482 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 4:09 pm to
You have kids?
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5783 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

You have kids?


Shhhh, mother hasn't told him yet
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30030 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

Will Ole Saint Nick follow CDC guidelines


I can't get the old frick to wear a condom when he slides down my ole lady's chimney on Christmas morning and you think he is going to wear a mask?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16663 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 4:18 pm to
That’s a scary thought.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 4:31 pm to
I knew this girl in college that was a super spreader.

I miss college.

At first I thought this thread was about Nick Saban.
This post was edited on 12/20/20 at 4:36 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79201 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 5:21 pm to
He needs to wear a mask. He's high risk.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23503 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 5:45 pm to
Nah Baw, he's got that magic dust.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14923 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 6:19 pm to
He just came through our hood.

Santa and MRS Clause were wearing masks.

They ride their Honda Pioneer around the hood.

The munchkins love it.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
12245 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 6:20 pm to
He’s magic and invincible, so no.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30030 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

The munchkins love it.


I bet Santa and his Rubenesque bride could destroy some munchkins.

Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19496 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 8:00 pm to
Nope and he will be banned from many cities do to being a white male who doesn’t conform to the safety guidelines.
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