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re: Will I ever get laid?!!

Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:23 am to
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31771 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:23 am to
You gonna have to lower your standards baw. Start with a homely girl that weighs more than you
Posted by Cool Brigade
Member since Jan 2018
195 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:23 am to
I told my best friend in confidence
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
137884 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:23 am to
Are you on the spectrum?
Posted by Cool Brigade
Member since Jan 2018
195 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Are you on the spectrum?

i dont think so . i graduated college
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 8:24 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
175461 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:24 am to
Elliot Rodger?
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:26 am to
No one believes you. You gotta prove that you're really a virgin to get solid advice on here.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
44324 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:26 am to
Well that’s a douche thing for him to do. I was in a similar boat to you, I improved myself and got rid of the desperation and I’ve had great success meeting women lately. There are some women out there who will appreciate your lack of encounters, but you have to think about what you can bring to the table rather than wallowing in self pity.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
61281 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:26 am to
quote:

You gonna have to lower your standards baw. Start with a homely girl that weighs more than you


Also this. If it’s not your first girlfriend and you just want to get it over with, find you a plump girl at fred’s free drinks and call it a day.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75007 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:27 am to
quote:

You gonna have to lower your standards baw. Start with a homely girl that weighs more than you


Are you encouraging him to have relations with Paul Allen?
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 8:30 am
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7032 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:28 am to
quote:

I told my best friend in confidence


Did this excite you? Did you want him to get excited and tell you it's okay, you'll take care of that together?

If you can answer yes to those questions, I think I found your issue.
Posted by Cool Brigade
Member since Jan 2018
195 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:28 am to
I have been trying to lose weight, but I gained it after my depression issues. I dont have a healthy social circle tho. I dont meet girls.
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6186 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:28 am to
How in the frick do people like this exist out there when there are apps like tinder and bumble available now? I recommend you go to reddit.com/r/tinder and go through and look at some of their pick up lines and use them.
Posted by Cool Brigade
Member since Jan 2018
195 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:30 am to
Do you really think i get matches on tinder? im mixed, overweight, and ugly.
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
94366 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:31 am to
Shave that neck beard.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32905 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:32 am to
How much do you weigh? How tall are you?
Posted by SheaForHeisman
Oxford, MS
Member since Aug 2017
762 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:32 am to
quote:

find you a plump girl at fred’s free drinks and call it a day.


That’s what VanillaIce does
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32905 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:33 am to
How much time do you spend on video games daily?

Do you make decent money?
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
105372 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:33 am to
Walt called and wants his shtick back.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62760 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:33 am to
quote:

mixed


Wtf this have to do with anything. Unless you are pasty white with a jerry curl
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33833 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:33 am to
Get in the gym, start lifting weights and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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