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re: Will I ever get laid?!!
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:23 am to Cool Brigade
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:23 am to Cool Brigade
You gonna have to lower your standards baw. Start with a homely girl that weighs more than you
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:23 am to TheWalrus
I told my best friend in confidence
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:23 am to Cool Brigade
Are you on the spectrum?
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:24 am to Rebel
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Are you on the spectrum?
i dont think so . i graduated college
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 8:24 am
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:26 am to Cool Brigade
No one believes you. You gotta prove that you're really a virgin to get solid advice on here.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:26 am to Cool Brigade
Well that’s a douche thing for him to do. I was in a similar boat to you, I improved myself and got rid of the desperation and I’ve had great success meeting women lately. There are some women out there who will appreciate your lack of encounters, but you have to think about what you can bring to the table rather than wallowing in self pity.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:26 am to Upperdecker
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You gonna have to lower your standards baw. Start with a homely girl that weighs more than you
Also this. If it’s not your first girlfriend and you just want to get it over with, find you a plump girl at fred’s free drinks and call it a day.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:27 am to Upperdecker
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You gonna have to lower your standards baw. Start with a homely girl that weighs more than you
Are you encouraging him to have relations with Paul Allen?
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 8:30 am
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:28 am to Cool Brigade
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I told my best friend in confidence
Did this excite you? Did you want him to get excited and tell you it's okay, you'll take care of that together?
If you can answer yes to those questions, I think I found your issue.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:28 am to TheWalrus
I have been trying to lose weight, but I gained it after my depression issues. I dont have a healthy social circle tho. I dont meet girls.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:28 am to Cool Brigade
How in the frick do people like this exist out there when there are apps like tinder and bumble available now? I recommend you go to reddit.com/r/tinder and go through and look at some of their pick up lines and use them.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:30 am to Triple Bogey
Do you really think i get matches on tinder? im mixed, overweight, and ugly.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:31 am to Cool Brigade
Shave that neck beard.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:32 am to Cool Brigade
How much do you weigh? How tall are you?
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:32 am to The Pirate King
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find you a plump girl at fred’s free drinks and call it a day.
That’s what VanillaIce does

Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:33 am to Cool Brigade
How much time do you spend on video games daily?
Do you make decent money?
Do you make decent money?
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:33 am to Cool Brigade
Walt called and wants his shtick back.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:33 am to Cool Brigade
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mixed
Wtf this have to do with anything. Unless you are pasty white with a jerry curl
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:33 am to Cool Brigade
Get in the gym, start lifting weights and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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