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re: Wildest Lyft/Uber ride you’ve had
Posted on 6/4/19 at 10:33 am to Dawgholio
Posted on 6/4/19 at 10:33 am to Dawgholio
Had an Uber driver in Chicago, middle aged white guy definitely coked to the gills, who for the entire drive from downtown to Rosemont tried selling me & my colleague on going to a strip club with him. He dropped us off at our hotel and as we were walking toward the entrance, he rolled his window down and screamed out "Yippie-Ki-Yay, Motherfrickers!" and then peeled out. Gave him five stars.
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Posted on 6/4/19 at 10:33 am to Dawgholio
Had one this weekend give me a low rating because he took a wrong turn,and took an extra 30 minutes, so I didn't tip him.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 10:35 am to Dawgholio
Was bleeding all over a leather interior while the driver was bitching about people closing the doors too loud. Then the cokehead with us asked if he was racist for not liking the Falcons.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 10:35 am to Dawgholio
Took an angry drunken horny peer to her house while trying to not have her murder and/or try sleep with me while she yelled at the poor Uber Driver.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 10:36 am to Dawgholio
Ugh, please excuse my nerves as I recount this harrowing experience...
It was, at least I thought, turning into one of those glorious, tender New Orleans nights...you know, when you can hear the billowing of trombones in sync with the river’s wake. Then, as I exit the house of blues, my iPhone X starts illuminating with messages from my driver, Oleksandr, who’s had the towncar booted for accidentally parking in a tow zone. Rats! As O dealt with the towing company I decided to try this new car ride sharing service with a nifty 50% off coupon my associate TH03 had emailed me at the conference for obese belugas in Hilton Head the previous summer.
After careful selection of an Uber XL escalade, my driver showed up 10 minutes later than scheduled while i had to wait outside as a group of street toughs attempted to intimidate me, one going so far as to flick his tawdry marijuana cigar in the vicinity of my new Bruno Maglis. Thank heavens my bodyguard Ernesto was down the street at an art exhibit and arrived just before the driver. Needless to say, I only tipped that chauffeur a paltry $40. Never again.
It was, at least I thought, turning into one of those glorious, tender New Orleans nights...you know, when you can hear the billowing of trombones in sync with the river’s wake. Then, as I exit the house of blues, my iPhone X starts illuminating with messages from my driver, Oleksandr, who’s had the towncar booted for accidentally parking in a tow zone. Rats! As O dealt with the towing company I decided to try this new car ride sharing service with a nifty 50% off coupon my associate TH03 had emailed me at the conference for obese belugas in Hilton Head the previous summer.
After careful selection of an Uber XL escalade, my driver showed up 10 minutes later than scheduled while i had to wait outside as a group of street toughs attempted to intimidate me, one going so far as to flick his tawdry marijuana cigar in the vicinity of my new Bruno Maglis. Thank heavens my bodyguard Ernesto was down the street at an art exhibit and arrived just before the driver. Needless to say, I only tipped that chauffeur a paltry $40. Never again.
This post was edited on 6/4/19 at 10:37 am
Posted on 6/4/19 at 10:40 am to TeddyPadillac
quote:This is a ridiculous take.
I'd rather walk, rent a car, or simply not go somewhere, than let some stranger drive me around, especially if we are going to get on roads where they are going to drive 50+ mph.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 10:54 am to cfish140
You should have given her the tip
Posted on 6/4/19 at 11:34 am to Dawgholio
There’s a segment of the population that lives to talk to their “bestie” about the bomb D**k that they received last night while I’m in the backseat..... and if you think I’m talking about Jews you’d be wrong surprisingly
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