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re: Wife’s puppy shite on hardwoods

Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:02 pm to
Yeah, what’s up with people and dogs? Can’t go to a dog owner’s house without getting jumped on. Not everyone likes that. People suck and so do their dumbass dogs.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:08 pm to
Did you have the dog out running around while you were gone or did you have the Roomba running while you're home and didn't notice the dog shite in the house?

Either way, sounds like your fault.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11647 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:10 pm to
Years ago. We got a new puppy. My son was home all day ( summer time) - it looked like a mine field.
I told him a get a spatula and go at it.
Never had another problem
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

Yall should get at least 3 more. Let them shite and piss everywhere, chew everything up and stink up the whole house. Leave early from vacations and long weekends, have landmines all over the yard, and who cares about sleeping and peace and quiet when you can be listening to a dog barking all day and night. After they're done licking their own junk and other dogs butt holes all day they can come lick you in the face and it's amazing. What part of following an animal around and picking up it's fresh steaming feces it's whole life doesn't appeal to you?? Dogs are soooo cute.

Show us on the doll where the dog touched you.
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2384 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Wife’s puppy
Your puppy
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Yall should get at least 3 more. Let them shite and piss everywhere, chew everything up and stink up the whole house. Leave early from vacations and long weekends, have landmines all over the yard, and who cares about sleeping and peace and quiet when you can be listening to a dog barking all day and night. After they're done licking their own junk and other dogs butt holes all day they can come lick you in the face and it's amazing. What part of following an animal around and picking up it's fresh steaming feces it's whole life doesn't appeal to you?? Dogs are soooo cute.


Congrats on being too beta to train a dog.
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
6200 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:42 pm to
If you don't post pics of wife, we do not know how outraged we should be.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12057 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:47 pm to
Proven method...every time it uses it in the house, rub a little Tabasco under its lips. Trained all my dogs this way.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21909 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:49 pm to
I'm sure he doesnt want the poor puppy shot.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35289 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Then was ran over by our roomba and spread throughout home... fricking nightmare



Lmao dumbass
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6605 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 4:05 pm to
Time to make the roomba stay outside.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50236 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 4:29 pm to
Stories like this are why our inside pet is a mini-rex rabbit.

Yes, you read that correctly.

For those who are not aware:

1) It makes NO noise
2) It is litter box trained like a cat (yes, it is true)
3) IF he does poop somewhere, it is a HARD pellet that you can easily dispose of.
4) He can literally eat anything on the planet, and it will come out the same way.
5) Did I mention he makes no noise?
6) Very soft and fun to pet
7) Will play with you like a dog does. Can even fetch
8) Did I mention if he shits where he shouldn't, it is EASY to clean?
9) He's just damn cute on top of it all
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34985 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 4:37 pm to
Time to get a hotel room.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57445 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

It is litter box trained like a cat


quote:

3) IF he does poop somewhere, it is a HARD pellet that you can easily dispose of.


quote:

Did I mention if he shits where he shouldn't, it is EASY to clean?


So you have a rabbit that shits all over your house that you claim is trained
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
7573 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

Wife’s puppy


No. That is your puppy.
Posted by Tigerpaw123
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2007
17252 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 5:27 pm to
Unsupervised puppy out and roomba on, sounds like two mistakes by the owner
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Wife’s puppy shite on hardwoods
Then was ran over by our roomba and spread throughout home... fricking nightmare


This is why I can't quit this site.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 6:08 pm to
oh when it shits on the floor it's your wife's puppy
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13794 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 6:13 pm to
Rub her nose in it.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53568 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 6:15 pm to
You said it is the wife's puppy. If it is the wife's puppy why is it a nightmare for you? Something wrong with her Swiffering motion or something?
This post was edited on 2/16/20 at 6:28 pm
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