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re: Wife Reading Romance Novels

Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:40 pm to
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18702 posts
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:40 pm to
I had to read one for an English class once in college. It was basically text-based pornography. Very lewd, though a little bit more focused on the emotional aspect of sex. My 19 year old self might've even been tempted to crank it had I not been sitting in the public library (I was not about to buy the book, after all). Then again, there were a lot of things my 19 year old self would have cranked it to.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103165 posts
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:51 pm to
Expect a bunch of bitching about how your home life doesn’t have all the kinds of expressions of love and gifts that are shown in books which don’t have to account for time or money, just someone pulling wishes out of their arse.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8804 posts
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:52 pm to
You must not be delivering the St Louis sausage right baw. Prayers sent
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103165 posts
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:52 pm to
quote:

Then again, there were a lot of things my 19 year old self would have cranked it to.


There is a reason even ugly women who frick male students can find takers. Guys that age would generally frick anything with two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat. And that last one may end up being optional.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70892 posts
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

Wife Reading Romance Novels


What kinds is she reading exactly? There are levels to women's smut.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
59065 posts
Posted on 6/10/23 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

Should I be worried baws?
do you look at porn or the babe threads? What’s the difference
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
19854 posts
Posted on 6/10/23 at 11:21 pm to
No romance novels for my wife, but she will flat wear out the Hallmark Channel.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70892 posts
Posted on 6/10/23 at 11:23 pm to
do you look at porn or the babe threads? What’s the difference

It's not lady like.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 6/10/23 at 11:25 pm to
Well. Are you doing these
Things that they do in the novel?

Because if not, then she’s getting someone else to do it
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69166 posts
Posted on 6/11/23 at 12:05 am to
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Apparently lots of dominant oral


Go on...
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
59065 posts
Posted on 6/11/23 at 12:16 am to
quote:

It's not lady like.
well, shite, I do all 3
Posted by illinitiger
North then South
Member since Feb 2009
3304 posts
Posted on 6/11/23 at 12:29 am to
Jody coming in hot.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
19717 posts
Posted on 6/11/23 at 1:33 am to
I didn’t want to say anything, but I saw MikeD leaving your place earlier this week. He and your wife were going at it all night is what he said.
This post was edited on 6/11/23 at 1:34 am
Posted by Egcross revenge
Member since Jul 2022
53 posts
Posted on 6/11/23 at 1:52 am to
Spend $800 at the sex toy shop and don’t let up till she says mercy and you will be fine.
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8521 posts
Posted on 6/11/23 at 2:19 am to
Maybe you should be laying down the smut in the bedroom.
Posted by Sack531
Member since Jul 2019
545 posts
Posted on 6/11/23 at 3:49 am to
You're filling your role for the beta, caring, nurturing side of her hypergamy. Now it's time to hit the alpha needs side. Try walking up behind her, smacking her arse, tilting her head up, and kissing her neck below her ear. Don't forget to hit a little hmm,mmm. Then just walk away. That's how wet panties are made fellas. Well, if she still like you anyway.
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15099 posts
Posted on 6/11/23 at 4:16 am to
quote:

romance novels


quote:

Should I be worried baws?



Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
21993 posts
Posted on 6/11/23 at 4:24 am to
She’s playing around on the side
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3354 posts
Posted on 6/11/23 at 5:18 am to
The thrill is gone, the thrill has gone away….
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
56698 posts
Posted on 6/11/23 at 6:04 am to
quote:

What I didn’t know was how absolutely smutty these things are (


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