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re: Wife lost car keys they re-appear mysteriously

Posted on 12/16/15 at 5:11 pm to
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19513 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 5:11 pm to
This happens to my wife 2-3 times a week.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

This reminds me of the many times I've gotten home from work only to see my wife's set of keys still in the front door.


Done that more than once
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98446 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 5:14 pm to
Twice a week at my house
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107250 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 5:26 pm to
Boyfriend forgot he had keys in his pocket and came back at night to drop them in the trunk. Wala!
Posted by rilesrick
Member since Mar 2015
6704 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 5:26 pm to
And you're the idiot for believing her shite story...
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
61928 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

tries to correct a mistake, makes another mistake.



Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36284 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 6:48 pm to
I am assuming none of those keys were for her chastity belt. She's cheating bro
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36194 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

not push button. Nothing in the trunk but an umbrella. No reason for her to open trunk. We've been finished with Christmas shopping for awhile. No troll. Walathefrickever

Good Lord. She is lying to cover up man. Who do you think did it? Obama?
Posted by thickandthin
In The Zone
Member since Apr 2009
1205 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:38 pm to
Was just looking for similiar stories. Ya'll suck. Damn kids. Live and learn. Peace. No lies kids.
Posted by BallCoachinFool
Member since Dec 2012
2133 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:30 pm to
Just like when there is a shooting and people die its the guns fault. This is obviously the keys fault. They locked themselves in the trunk.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112441 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

She didn't open trunk. I watched her drive up and walk in. True story
Then she went back to do something involving the trunk later, this isn't that difficult.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58673 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 9:03 pm to
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A) wala? Really dude?
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5506 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 9:04 pm to
In. Perfect OT arse raping thread... So much potential
Posted by Chum Bucket
West Palm Beach
Member since Oct 2011
977 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 9:31 pm to
Found my key fob in the fridge down in a Heineken 6 pack. Thought I was about to spend big $ at the dealership so I started drinking again and wala!
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 9:33 pm to
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quote:
quote:

wala



I can respect a man dedicated enough to a speech impediment enough to type it out on the internet.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 9:35 pm to
Wala is bound to catch on here like Baw, Germans, and PIIHB.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
37090 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:29 pm to
bump
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
12049 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Wife lost car keys they re-appear mysteriously



quote:

bump


And wala, welcome to 12/17.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
25496 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 2:06 pm to
So she can't remember where she left her car keys yet remembers she didn't open the trunk. I say she opened the trunk and forgot.

Mystery solved. Your wife is a dumb bitch.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
37090 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 2:10 pm to
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And wala, welcome to 12/17.


And a wala welcome to you too.
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