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Why You Should Always Order the Largest Pizza Option - Simple Math, Really

Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:54 am
Posted by StringedInstruments
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:54 am
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One 16-inch pizza has roughly the same area as 1.3 14-inch pizzas or 4 8-inch pizzas.

To get the same amount of pizza you get in a 16-inch pizza, you'd have to spend an extra $2.35 on 14-inch pizzas, or an extra $16.41 on 8-inch pizzas.


Happy eating.
Posted by Wtodd
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:55 am to
All the fatties knew this decades ago.
Posted by XxDRS
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:56 am to
But if your pizza can maintain a ninety mph speed, then it's actually paying for itself.
Posted by blue_morrison
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:56 am to
Economies of scale bro
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:56 am to
nah, i'll just get the medium and avoid becoming a fat arse
This post was edited on 7/8/15 at 11:57 am
Posted by High C
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:57 am to
You've completely eliminated the fact that the pizza business runs on specials.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:57 am to
Does that go for cake as well?






Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:57 am to
quote:

nah, i'll just occasionally get the medium and avoid becoming a fat arse


Right, because everyone knows you have to eat all of the pizza at one time. Much like when you buy groceries you have to eat them all the second you get home.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
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Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:58 am to
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

nah, i'll just get the medium and avoid becoming a fat arse


Why not eat your normal amount and then freeze the rest?

Posted by Dr RC
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

Right, because everyone knows you have to eat all of the pizza at one time. Much like when you buy groceries you have to eat them all the second you get home.




It doesn't matter if you spread out a bunch of shite instead of eating it all at once.

You are still eating shite.

I'll spend a little more to get a little less so I dont have extra heart attack slices throughout the week.

Sorry for being more healthy than you brah.
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

Why not eat your normal amount and then freeze the rest?


b/c pizza that's been frozen/thawed/reheated sucks arse?


oh yea, and its also OT trashy
This post was edited on 7/8/15 at 12:06 pm
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:04 pm to
People freeze leftover pizza?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

It doesn't matter if you spread out a bunch of shite instead of eating it all at once.


Well, that's not true at all. If you eat the whole thing for lunch, you're still going to eat dinner. If you only eat a few slices for lunch, you'll still eat dinner. The former scenario is worse for you.

quote:

I'll spend a little more to get a little less so I dont have extra heart attack slices throughout the week.

Sorry for being more healthy than you brah.


Congrats on the lack of self control. Pizza is good though, so can't blame you too much.
Posted by hoopsgalore
Chicago
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

nah, i'll just get the medium and avoid becoming a fat arse



You'll still get fat.
Posted by ksayetiger
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Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

People freeze leftover pizza? 



No. Nobody does that.

And everybody eats more than they should as well when ordering pizza. Not like people order piza every day.


And to the OP- 5.99 medium from dominoes is cheapest
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:11 pm to
quote:


People have leftover pizza?






FIFY
Posted by Yat27
Austin
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Sorry for being more healthy

quote:

nah, i'll just get the medium and avoid becoming a fat arse


Medium pizzas are guilt free!
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21086 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

People freeze leftover pizza?


I don't know why you wouldn't unless you just don't care about being frugal.

It's easy to reheat. Pop it in the microwave for a minute or so on a lower power. Then put it in a hot oven.

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