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Why You Should Always Order the Largest Pizza Option - Simple Math, Really
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:54 am
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:54 am
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Happy eating.
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One 16-inch pizza has roughly the same area as 1.3 14-inch pizzas or 4 8-inch pizzas.
To get the same amount of pizza you get in a 16-inch pizza, you'd have to spend an extra $2.35 on 14-inch pizzas, or an extra $16.41 on 8-inch pizzas.
Happy eating.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:55 am to StringedInstruments
All the fatties knew this decades ago.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:56 am to StringedInstruments
But if your pizza can maintain a ninety mph speed, then it's actually paying for itself.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:56 am to StringedInstruments
Economies of scale bro
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:56 am to StringedInstruments
nah, i'll just get the medium and avoid becoming a fat arse
This post was edited on 7/8/15 at 11:57 am
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:57 am to StringedInstruments
You've completely eliminated the fact that the pizza business runs on specials.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:57 am to StringedInstruments
Does that go for cake as well?


Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:57 am to Dr RC
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nah, i'll just occasionally get the medium and avoid becoming a fat arse
Right, because everyone knows you have to eat all of the pizza at one time. Much like when you buy groceries you have to eat them all the second you get home.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:03 pm to Dr RC
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nah, i'll just get the medium and avoid becoming a fat arse
Why not eat your normal amount and then freeze the rest?
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:03 pm to LNCHBOX
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Right, because everyone knows you have to eat all of the pizza at one time. Much like when you buy groceries you have to eat them all the second you get home.
It doesn't matter if you spread out a bunch of shite instead of eating it all at once.
You are still eating shite.
I'll spend a little more to get a little less so I dont have extra heart attack slices throughout the week.
Sorry for being more healthy than you brah.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:04 pm to StringedInstruments
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Why not eat your normal amount and then freeze the rest?
b/c pizza that's been frozen/thawed/reheated sucks arse?
oh yea, and its also OT trashy
This post was edited on 7/8/15 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:04 pm to StringedInstruments
People freeze leftover pizza? 
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:05 pm to Dr RC
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It doesn't matter if you spread out a bunch of shite instead of eating it all at once.
Well, that's not true at all. If you eat the whole thing for lunch, you're still going to eat dinner. If you only eat a few slices for lunch, you'll still eat dinner. The former scenario is worse for you.
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I'll spend a little more to get a little less so I dont have extra heart attack slices throughout the week.
Sorry for being more healthy than you brah.
Congrats on the lack of self control. Pizza is good though, so can't blame you too much.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:07 pm to Dr RC
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nah, i'll just get the medium and avoid becoming a fat arse
You'll still get fat.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:08 pm to terd ferguson
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People freeze leftover pizza?
No. Nobody does that.
And everybody eats more than they should as well when ordering pizza. Not like people order piza every day.
And to the OP- 5.99 medium from dominoes is cheapest
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:11 pm to terd ferguson
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People have leftover pizza?
FIFY
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:14 pm to Dr RC
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Sorry for being more healthy
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nah, i'll just get the medium and avoid becoming a fat arse
Medium pizzas are guilt free!
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:15 pm to terd ferguson
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People freeze leftover pizza?
I don't know why you wouldn't unless you just don't care about being frugal.
It's easy to reheat. Pop it in the microwave for a minute or so on a lower power. Then put it in a hot oven.
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