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Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:09 pm to
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:09 pm to
Steves are universally cool
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
8349 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

List your life accomplishments
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:11 pm to
I have huge balls.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:12 pm to
Never met a Steve that pissed me off
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198042 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:13 pm to
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I have huge balls.
they just look big cause your legs have atrophied
Posted by Sinister1
Metairie
Member since Dec 2007
1872 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:16 pm to
I'm not a douchebag!
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 8:18 pm
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:16 pm to
Never had a problem with Matts.

IME - Guys named Nathan/Nate have recently started trending strongly in the dickhead direction.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:17 pm to
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Never met a Steve that pissed me off


I've never met a Stephen (spelled with "ph") that is unemployed.
Posted by Cleanmatt
Who Dat Nation
Member since Oct 2010
2908 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

OWLFAN86
Posted by Tiger Chemist
Member since Nov 2009
3164 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:20 pm to
I have a cousin-in-law named Matt. Standup dude. Nothing douche like about him. Great friend, son, husband, and father. To the good Matts:
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198042 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:23 pm to
jesus,, yall take this shite too seriously
Posted by xxKylexx
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2011
4039 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:24 pm to
The only Matt I know is a friends ex and he was a complete psycho/douchebag. He literally threatened her gay friend to leave her alone and delete her from Facebook because they took a pic together kissing on each other's cheek.
Posted by Bengalbadguy
BR
Member since Jan 2009
1537 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:24 pm to
I know two. One is gay as frick one is kinda cool.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62167 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:25 pm to
I have a son named Matt. He is not a douche.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198042 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:27 pm to
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The only Matt I know is a friends ex and he was a complete psycho/douchebag. He literally threatened her gay friend to leave her alone and delete her from Facebook because they took a pic together kissing on each other's cheek.
youre the gay friend aren't you
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:29 pm to
You're proving his point. All you can do is post a bird emoji? Grow some balls Matt. Tell this mexican shitbag how you really feel. Make a stand for Matts everywhere. Your parents gave you that name, have some self respect. frick this guy.
Posted by Sinister1
Metairie
Member since Dec 2007
1872 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:34 pm to
We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the 9th of February will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day Matt's declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!  We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Mattpendence Day!!!!
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49206 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 1:05 am to
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:16 am to
I will say the last Matt I met was one of the biggest t/POS I've met in my life. Easily top 10.

Don't care what ppl choose to do in their own life, but when their dumbass decisions affect my life in serious ways, their problem becomes MY problem...and I have enough on my own.

Seriously, FFFFFK that smelly POS
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