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re: Why Don't Cops Let People Pee?

Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:48 am to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
78677 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:48 am to
I've heard of cases where they sneak up behind the perp and shake him so he splashes himself. Basically to punish them without paperwork.
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:56 am to
Oh but people can let their dogs piss everywhere?

If dogs can piss outside in public, so can humans. Midtown Atlanta smells like piss in random places because of dogs as much as homeless
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13886 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:57 am to
I would rather piss on the side of the road than go in most public restrooms. By "side of the road," I am not talking about Canal St in NOLA, but a two lane highway in a rural area.

Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22793 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 8:02 am to
If you really wanted to mess with them, it seems like you would wait until you were in the backseat of the cruiser to do your business.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
18118 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 10:11 am to
Who's going to steer?

Important question considering the perp is usually cuffed.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135024 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 10:14 am to
NOLA and San Francisco people.
Posted by LSU1SLU
Member since Mar 2013
7862 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 10:30 am to
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This post was edited on 10/21/18 at 10:32 am
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 10:31 am to
quote:

Dude, just hop in the port o potty. I promise I won’t tip it.

Make sure to tip it on its door.

Then set it on fire.
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 10:36 am to
quote:

RoleTideFan80


And another example if the genetic trashiness of Bama fans.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Bro, you should have thought about pissing before committing your crime

Fine, then. I'm gonna wait until I'm in the back of your cruiser going 55 on the highway to piss my pants.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132928 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 11:41 am to



Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
20678 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 11:45 am to
Ok, cool. Do us a favor, never call one
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 11:46 am to
Further proving his point that cops aren't here to help us.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 11:59 am to
The last thing on my checklist before I leave the house to commit crimes is to use the bathroom.


A smart criminal thinks ahead and prepares!
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37660 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

but a two lane highway in a rural area.


I have pissed in many a cane field in S La.
Posted by Thias2685
Member since Sep 2012
2704 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

Ok, cool. Do us a favor, never call one



Faulty logic.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104074 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Is it really that big of a deal though if you're ducked back or covered by your car or something? 


They can charge you with indecent exposure and you'd have to register as a sex offender.
Posted by Balloon Huffer
Member since Sep 2010
3421 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 3:25 pm to
male privileged shitlord!

what about the women!! they can't spell their name on the fence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
6875 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

The last thing on my checklist before I leave the house to commit crimes is to use the bathroom.


A smart criminal thinks ahead and prepares!


I don't believe you'll ever get caught. Normally the cops catch the dumb ones.
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
6736 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 3:34 pm to
You would be right at home in San Francisco. They allow you to pee and shite on the streets
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